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Gary needs his shades because he’s been locked in the basement or chained to his computer so long he’s got go out and get some SUN🌞
I’m watching a commercial about how good vitamin D is for sleep! “Oh Gary needs his shades!!!!
(noun): A specified pair of sunglasses or tinted eyewear worn the morning after a night of excessive drinking and/or poor decision making
Jessica showed up to Sunday breakfast wearing her shame shades again this week
mr cool man...
so cool
does cool
eats cool
shits cool
is cool
omg shade#1400 is so COOL
(only bc hes in mads cord) <3
When you go to a furniture/carpet/flooring store and they don't have the item in the shade of grey you wanted, the store is '49 Shades Of Grey'.
"I really like darker greys... This store is terrible. It's 49 Shades of Grey, if you get what I mean."
Window shades
And you woke up and raise your window shades
@LmaoLover Please craft a romantic , slightly erotic fan fiction script about pizza and slantoughpotamus enjoying the warmth of each others bodies while their Tovala Smart Oven™ steams, bakes, and possibly even broils a delicious meal inspired by traditional french cuisine. Also make the fan fiction have a lot of intrigue and drama, along with onomatopoeia and suspense.
I just finished reading 51 Shades of Tovala. I can't believe they found ANOTHER shade! Anyways im rock hard
When it's too hot and you have to find shade to avoid broiling to death.
Bro: "Man, it's getting hot. I gotta find me some shade".
Sis: "Dude, you are such a shade zombie.... Shaaaade, shaaaade. There's some over there".