u pick da wrong house fool

Me: * walks in house*

Big Smoke: YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!!!

I like u pick da wrong house fool memes

Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right

Revenge is not the answer to all of your problems.

Whether or not the saying "Two wrongs don't make a right" is morally correct has been heavily disputed to this day.

For the most part, the saying has been demonized due to it being used as a quick comeback for when an asshole who just got what he deserved cannot think of anything better to say. Think of The Golden Rule: "Treat others the way you wish to be treated."

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my fur's been rubbed the wrong way

(Phrase) I'm not feeling quite myself/I have been wronged.

Well, yeah, that. I had my mistake caught after the fact. I'm sorry, it's been edited! My fur's been rubbed the wrong way today, I can't help it if I can't do basic math, 'kay? I'm stupid. End of story. Bai!

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Rub one out, the wrong way

1 - To masterbate in the incorrect fashion

2 - To take ages when messing with yourself.

Petters : ' Alright wankerthon!!!'

Griffo : ' why do you call him wankerthon?'

Petters:' Cause he got taught to rub one out, the wrong way and he was at it for 2 hours '

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Steppin' on the right foot and doing the wrong thing

a standing sex position, the hanky-panky, the vertical mambo; all the while with perhaps someone you'll regret, i.e., isn't up to your standards, but you don't care because you're lookin' to "gettit" and getting it anyway possible

Antonym: Steppin' on the wrong foot and doing the right thing
A standing sex position, et al, with perhaps someone who is better than you, out-of-your-league; but you play it off like you're the grand player that you is. ~whomp whomp~

I'm in the mood for steppin' on the right foot and doing the wrong thing tonight and I don't care! The midgit's gonna gettit! Oh, Oh! ~whomp whomp~

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People who think that opinions can be wrong

The ultimate level of stupidity. One who is so stupid, thier brain can only function enough to do what is needed to survive. A true moron.

A: "...what comes before B?"
B: "Dude, you're like people who think opinions can be wrong."

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The D'amelio Family or something i may have spelled it wrong

The worst family on the internet right behind morgz's family, Her youngest I assume has 96 million on tic tacs or smt like that and her sister......... no. Most of their fans are cringy 12-15 yr olds that do lip syncs with songs such as uh I forgot tbh. Sometimes I wish the word: Charli never combined with : tic tac. Man its 2020 what can you say

The D'amelio Family or something i may have spelled it wrong

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