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To have sex with someone three times your age plus two
i.e. if you are 18, partner is 56
hey matey, I earned my steamer's ticket last night. I slept with an old bird on a cruise ship after she gave me a tug on the dance floor
a person can send this to any gender and ask for as many nude pics as they want and can describe what kind of photos in detail using words or photots
this ticket can be used up to 5 times
person 1 sends nudes ticket
person 2 sends some nudes
person 1 explains what kind he wants
person 2 sends wanted photos
A parlay wager that falls one game short of a perfect ticket. Usually denies the bettor(s) massive winnings - and in the most excruciating circumstances possible. Ticket is stored in a basket for eternity as a nauseating reminder of what could've been.
I would've won $50K if the Rams didn't muff that field goal. Mother of all basket tickets.
To receive a surprise, bonus, or other thing that wasn't expected but viewed as pleasantly positive or good. Derived from promotional events for free ride tickets at carnival ticket booths.
Discovering the restaurant served chili over rice instead of noodles, Sarah excitedly screamed "FREE TICKET BOOTH!"
When someone is comfortable enough to shit at your house.
"Dude I don't know when I gave you a shit ticket, but you're always blowing up my bathroom"
When one procures Xanax and weed with the hopes of entering a "zooted" state where they will accomplish absolutely nothing except watching movie trailers and nodding off constantly for an entire weekend.
Hey Bro you want to head out and chase down some trim Friday night "Sorry Bro I'm not going out, I got two tickets to zoot city so next time I'm free is Monday morning.
a white Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into the wood of their front door.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. i guess we'll just have to repair the damage, or maybe even repaint the door.