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A funny way to tell someone he messed up in a video game.
(In this valorant scenario Jett have many expensive skin and Raze don't have any)
*the game start and Raze sees the expensive skin of Jett*
Raze : Jett gib me skin !
*Jett don't proceed to*
Raze : JETT ! gib me skin or i'll blind u
*Jett still doesn't give any skin*
Raze : Ok i blind u
*Jett was blinded by Raze and the opponents takes advantage of it by killing her*
Raze : Jett i told u, you stupid noob !
*Raze takes the skin*
A common slur in the prankgang for complete imbeciles who suck at videogames. The slur is often followed with the famous "XD" to aggravate the slur.
*Preben gets knifed in counter strike*
Ingame chat: "Noob much?"
Ingame chat: "XD"
*Preben leaves the game*
The short time between the day after Christmas to the day after New Year's Day that many n00bs and newbs join video game communities because of such new players getting christmas gifts. As such, there is a lot of free kills for the experienced players during these times. Such is called the Annual Noob Harvest.
Player 1: Ey, it's Noob Harvest time! Time to Rek-...
10 other Newbs/Noobs: Uuuuh hi, I'm kinda new here...
Player 1: Oh no...
An act performed that immediately deems the procurer an absolute Noob or a flat out arse-hole, Either he has no Idea what he's doing, or he's intentionally feeding, Ks'ing a sure kill, etc.
In either case, all Respect is lost and only regained upon the passing of 7 times. On the eve of the 7th day all respect must be returned.
This is a predominately HoN (Heroes of Newerth) related term.
The only other redemption of the Noob-Act is a single handed Genocide or Annihilation, consisting mainly of your influence.
FLASHINATOR: Freakin' Dogged me you Jerk, then you turn around and steal my Kill; then leave me to die... total Noob act.
B345T`M0D3: I earned that man i was tanking that whole time, i need kills some how.
FLASHINATOR: I don't want to hear it; he was stunned for 5 seconds already and then you waste your stun to finish him instead of disabling the carry; it was a total freakin' Noob-Act...
Someone who can eat a shit tonne of bullet on Black Ops and then turn around unscathed and shank you with their knife or one shot you because they have cheats in. Like a Little Chode!
Carmooo is a right Glitching Noob
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the informal but non derogatory term for a first time fathers novice and inexperienced disposition of parenting, often resulting in embarrassing moments and public humiliation of said "noobness" that can either cause great laughter or deep sympathy for his fathering future.
other definitions include;
- if you haven't changed your kids diaper yet.
- you nodded reading above definition.
- tossed around the idea of writing a parenting manual before you procreated yourself.
- you define spending a night alone parenting your child as "babysitting."
- other variations include; dnoob
Example #1 ------
Guy: Well, honey! Do you want me to breastfeed the baby for awhile!
Honey: You may have moobs, but it doesn't work that way Daddy Noob.
Example #2 ------
Doctor: Nurse, my forceps.
Nurse: Sure thing!
Guy: Babe, this Doctor is jacked, he has forceps.
Girl: Tell me your joking dnoob.
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means an inexperienced gamer who acts like pro and talks a lot of shit to pro gamer.
noob fuck: "dude how did you kill me?"
pro gamer: "cause you were just standing there like a noob fuck"
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