circle jerk

How they had fun back in the innocent fifties.

John: You goin' cow-tippin' tonight?
Joe: No, we done did that last night. Come on over for a circle jerk at 7:00. We have a picture of Suzy in a yellow polka-dot bikini.
John: I hope we don't get no spots on her.

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Jerking-the-Jonas

From the Greek word "Teh Jonahs Brotherz" meaning faggot, is the act of jerking off a male penis until ejaculation occurs.

Guy 1: i hear nick from the jonas brothers is gay.
Guy 2: I bet he is, he probably is Jerking-the-Jonas everyday with his faggot-ass brother Joe-testicles.

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jerk movies

slang for porn, either on film or internet

"yo you got those jerk movies, son?"

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Jerk-off

(noun) An insult. Can mean idiot, moron, inbred sun of a bitch, etc.

Biggie: go get me a sandwich

Angry Italian: okaya fine, ia hate-a you

Biggie: this isn't a sandwich, its a popsicle. Nice job jerk-off

Angry Italian: Oh I'lla jerka you off

Biggie: what?

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circle jerk

A group of men who stand in a circle and use the right hand to masturbate for the man behind him. Usually a big hit at parties! Its all usally for a good cause.

The circle jerk at your house last night was great!

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circle jerk

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I'm sorry, I'm not going to be able to come in to work today, I just got back from seeing Aliens Vs. Predator while playing the latest Final Fantasy game on my PSP after watching the Superbowl with my Dolfies dressed like Link from Legend of Zelda, and I should be going on and on about it with stupid people who can't spell.........circle jerk

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circle jerk

When a bunch of males sit in a circle and jack off infront of eachother all at the same time. Mostly used for initiations.

george bush

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