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1. A brand of sherry.
2. An overworked scrotum.
1. I had a Dry Sack at lunch.
2. I had a dry sack after banging Sherry all night.
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Similar to Upper Decker; Only, instead of doing it in upper part of the toilet, you open the door to the person's Clothes Dryer and take a juicy dump, close the door, and turn the dryer on "High Heat". Walk Away smiling as you hear the distinctive "thump thump" sound. Only do "Dry Deckers" to people you don't want as future friends.
"Yeh Man, he made me so mad, I left him a Dry-Decker. When he found the dryer running a 1/2 hour later and opened it up, he realized he would have to throw the dryer away."
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When on a what you thought was a red hot date, babalicious only lets you feel her boobs through her cumbersome bra and sweater.
Jadu: I kinda bummed.
Vrin: What happened man?
Jadu: I had a date date with Sally Sue last night and she would only let me feel her boobs through her varsity sweater. Just got some dry tit really.
Vrin: Sorry dude. You okay?
Jadu: Sorta.
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- Flirting with someone but not trying to show it.
- Calm flirting
- the COOL way to flirt without being too sexual or making yourself seem like a horny dick.
-Flirting without making it seem like you just wanna fuck
Girl: I am the best thing
Guy: I really do believe you
Girl: Dont be dry flirting me. I still want my child support money!
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Guy: Nice lips
Girl: Which ones?
Guy: both. -__-
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Good Remarks to "getchu some":
1) I can hold that lacefront for you so it won't fall off while i hit it from the back.
2) Wanna fuck? I can get you a paperbag for your face.
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Basically sex, minus the sex. Rubbing the genetal's of a male and female against each other while in cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, missionary ect. positions. Can cause orgasm's for both ends, safe sex for teens.
Josh: *walking slowly
Andy: Josh, what the hell is wrong man?!
Josh: It's Cindy Bro
Andy: OMG did she bite off your dick of something?
Josh: No! Dude last night she dry humped me so hard I got boxer burn (like carpet burn) on my dick! It hurts so bad! I made her cum though!
Andy: Yeeeaahhh buddy!
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a person who is being inconsiderate, selfish or just plain old hoe-ish.
Jasmine: Can I have a bite of that sandwich?
Taylor: Hell no!
Jasmine: Your a dry hoe!
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Male orgasm when seminal fluid has been fully expended.
You can bang my girl when you're dry nutting so you don't get her Knocked Up.
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