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The practice of saturating ones balls in a pint of kool aid for 5-10 minutes, allowing the scrotum to absorb the delicous flavor. It is then customary to invite the bitches to pleasure themselves upon your flavorful sack. Right as you are about to bust your nut you scream "OH YEAH" and ram your penis full throtle down the womans asophogus, and procede to release your load. This will often result in an orgasm.
It took about 15 minutes of saturation, but it was worth the kool nut i busted down her unsuspecting throat.
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An attack made with a somewhat playful, somewhat malicious intent on the nuts of a friend or acquaintance. A "nut tap" is generally delivered with a hand (and most often the back of a hand with a flicking motion) but may be substituted with any object (i.e. water bottle, car keys, cell phone, text book etc.)
The "nut tap" does not however come without risks to the "nut tapper." The risks to the "nut tappie" are obvious, however the "nut tapper" risks being ridiculed as a "fag" (or queer) by the "nut tappie" if the "nut tap" is unsuccessful. An unsuccessful "nut tap" resulting in contact with the "nut tappies" shaft and/or head in the instance that there is no contact made with the "nut tappies" nuts.
Arion: "Shaun, why are you laying on the floor in the fetal position?"
Shaun: "Jason just nut tapped me with his water bottle..."
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Flex nuts. A term coined by the Geto Boys in their song "Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta"
The metaphorical act of flexing ones testicles to make them bigger than they are. however physically impossible this act is, it simply means to play tough when you feel inadequate.
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
A real gangsta-ass playa plays his cards right
A real gangsta-ass playa never runs his fuckin mouth
Cuz real gangsta-ass playas don't start fights
And playas always gotta high cap
Showin' all his boys how he shot em
But real gangsta-ass playas don't flex nuts
Cuz real gangsta-ass playas know they got em.
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A health nut is a person who is obsessed about his/her health.
"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing." Redd Foxx
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Catch this nut (verb)
Def: To tell a female to let you ejaculate in her, i.e. Ass, Pussy, or Mouth, or ejaculate on her.
Yo Nia, come catch this nut.
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The experience many men feel immediately after ejaculation, most often during sexual intercourse but sometimes during masturbation, signaling that the particular sexual act wasn't worth their time and/or the person they have just hooked up with is unattractive or just not that sexually exciting.
After fucking the Titty Mongrel, Doug experienced an overwhelming sense of nut remorse, wishing he had rubbed one out instead.
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A "Nut Brownie" is the act of anal sex. Very fast anal sex. Why fast? Because if you fuck a chick in the ass very fast and pull out quickly she will shit all over your nuts.
Thus creating a Nut Brownie.
What else is there to say?
Go ahead, try it out.
If you dare.
Example should include the word "Nut Brownie"
So Nut Brownie. Nukka.
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