YOURE SUCH A SUSSY BAKA OH MY GOD SUCH SUSSY BAKA

SUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYY BAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Josh: "YOURE SUCH A SUSSY BAKA UWU"
Not Josh: "What the fuck Josh?"
Josh: "YOURE SUCH A SUSSY BAKA OH MY GOD SUCH SUSSY BAKA"

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oh my god! what is that man doing to his anus?

A common reaction to goatse.

Person One: Hey, Person Two, look at this!

Person Two: OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING TO HIS ANUS?!

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Oh captian, my captian!

Orinally a poem post Civil War that makes a metaphor comparing Lincoln to a captian of a boat who dies at the end, the phrase became famous from the 1989 movie "The Dead Poet Society" staring Robin Williams. The whole point of the phrase is that William's character was an English teacher who had his student's address him with that phrase while standing on their desks.

Good morning oh captian, my captian!

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Oh my god I've just had a BLOW THROUGH

Blow through

When you fart and half of your insides coming flying out after it, making quit a mess.

When you pass some gas (gassy ass) & a lump follows - which hits the
back of your pants like a bullet..

Hey man, you eat that curry your gonna have a mighty blow through..

Hey man, you eat that curry your gonna have a mighty blow through..

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God my Oh!

God my Oh! is simply the reverse of Oh my God!.
and still means the same.

most of the time when it is used the commenter is trying to be random.

The origin of this word/catchphrase came from an episode of an anime called: Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt.
Just before a character got blown up he said: "Oh my God!"
but when he was resurrected (the scene of him blowing up in reverse) he said "God my Oh!" instead of "ho ym dog".

*awesome video*
Comment1: Oh my god. (or OMG)
Comment2: God my Oh!
Comment17: What the f#ck, sweet video man.
Comment19: Fuck the what.

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oh dip not my chip

A phrase used when one is stating that he or she is not feeling a situation or worried about something.

1) Person 1: "This party is going to be awesome...but that skank is going to be here."

Person 2: "Oh dip not my chip! Are you serious!?"

2) Person 1: "Oh snap! I think I see a cop over there!"

Person 2: "Oh dip not my chip!, we gotta leave and now!"

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oh balls fuck my life

an exclamation used to express a great amount of distress, depression, frustration, etc.
you say it when shit sucks.

tara-lee: grandma died earlier today.
spencer: how'd she die?
tara-lee: she got a bad batch of crack.
spencer: oh balls fuck my life.

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