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When you let somebody's grandma fart on you while she watches you take a shit behind a dumpster in the back of a Denver Denny's. Afterwords you wipe your ass with soggy used napkins found in said dumpster, and stick them on the dumpster to form a Z shape. This indicates that Zoro was here.
Black Steve: Yo Jim I hooked up with that G-Milf I met at K-Mart the other day, and we decided to go out after for some of Randy's Hammer.
Jim: Ayo dats hasapudawuda mang.
Black Steve: Word.
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To emit a gigantic and strong, yet messy piece of poop.
"I just let a loose a serious Randy Savage in your toilet."
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Popular urban legend centered around Slendermans hood cousin Big Dick Randy. He prowls the sidewalks disguised as a granny on Halloween night snatching ass cheeks and candy from kids. Only advice survivors have to offer from their encounter with the ass slinging snatcher is "hide your daughters and hide your sons"
Mom: "Where is your ass and where is yo candy?"
Son: "Mama...it was Big Dick Randy!"
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An urban legend of a big black man dressed as an old woman on Halloween who will steal not just your candy but you ass away
Kid 1 "have you seen Kid 3, he left while we were trick-or-treating?"
Kid 2 "I heard big dick randy got him and he couldn't take the his bbc"
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A Monkees song. Micky Dolenz wrote it based on his experience in England. Mentions his then soon to be wife Samantha, the Beatles, etc. Randy Scouse Git translates into "Horny Liverpuedlian Jerk", so Micky chose to call it "Alternative Title" just for its release in England.
She's a wonderful lady and she's mine, all mine. And there doesn't seem a way that she won't come and lose my mind. It's too easy humming songs to a girl in a yellow dress. It's been a long time since the party and the room is in a mess.
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The act of shotgunning a beer from the direct bottom of the can, rather than from a hole in the side, double dildo style. Created at The Randy Goose bar in West Philadelphia, it has become something of a local staple because of the odd execution, forcing the participant to look straight in the air to avoid spilling the drink.
I did like 4 Randy Goose Shotguns last night, It was wild . . .
A character portrayed by Mickey Rourke in the terrific movie, The Wrestler. A burnout who lives for the fast times and glory of life at the expense of paying the obvious consequences. A wrestler who was once big time and still dreams about getting back on top. A man of passion that lives for the instant gratification of things in life. A flawed man, but one with good intentions. Some people say there's strong Christian symbolism with the film that can draw parallels with the character Randy and Jesus Christ. One of the many examples people use to support this claim is Randy sacrificed his blood and body for his followers. And near the end of the film where Randy goes on the top rope reminds people of Jesus in his crucifixion. Not to mention that 'The Ram' is the second most important animal in the bible, and probably the second best metaphor choice for Jesus next to Lion.
Did you see Mickey Rourke's portrayal of Randy 'The Ram' Robinson in the movie The Wrestler? It was terrific...
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