greg and jazmin

The Most Perfect Couple Ever. They Might Fight Alot But There Always There For Each Other In The End. They Might See Other People But There Made For Each Other And They Will Soon Realize That If Not Already Relized. They Will Be Seperated But They Will Be Together In The Future. They Love Each Other Very Much.

Guy: Dude Look At Greg With That Girl Over There.
Girl: Everyone Knows His True Love Is Jazmin. She Loves Him Very Very Much. greg and jazmin will be together forever.

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greg brady eyebrows

eyebrows that are REALLY CLOSE to being a unibrow, but aren't quite there. they have to be really bushy, but not yet touching. you would have to be very attractive to pull these eyebrows off

"wow did you see joes eyebrows this morning?"
"no what happened to them?"

"they went all Greg Brady eyebrows on him, it's almost just one eyebrow!"

Big boii Greg

Absolute unit

Connor: big boii Greg is an absolute unit

Greg Gang Shit

Savagest of the savages... cringy but cool. Can we used as a verb in past tense or present.

Yo dog, that’s some greg gang shit right there!

You just greg ganged the shit outta that

The Cunt Greg The Cunt

Essentially the male equivalent of Karen. The Cunt Greg The Cunt is the everyday joe public guy who is just a huge cunt.
Infact hes such a huge cunt that its very difficult for humans to really conceptualise the magnitude of how big a cunt he really is.

In order to help portray how big of a cunt he / "Greg" is the preface "The Cunt" is used to suggest stature and title, and then reinforced with a repetition of cunt just to be safe.

Did you see that fella Nigel on the telebox the other day. 100% spam magnet. Proper The Cunt Greg The Cunt.

Go-Getter Greg

Go-Getter Greg. n. (go-get-ter gray-guh).
Code for 'creeper'. Reference to the song "Go-Getter Greg" by St. Louis alt/emo rock band Ludo. Typically used when the creeper is in vicintity or may be able to see the conversation.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6xk6GJyd6A

Brother: Go-Getter Greg's here. Just came in the door.

Sister: Man, I wish Go-Getter Greg would creep on someone else.

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St. Greg Randy

1. A person from St. Gregory College Preparatory School (Tucson, Arizona) who is random
2. Any person who is too random to explain
3. Any person that one finds annoying
4. A person you dislike greatly

"How your boyfriend doing?"
in response,
"He is being such a St. Greg Randy! He won't even call me back!"


When referring to a cyclist in the middle of the road
"What a St. Greg Randy!!!!!!!"

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