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When you put a face on your dick and shoes on your balls.
Everyone @ school knows about my friends big Larry.
If you don't shut up big Larry's gonna be down your throat to night.
When your scared no need to fear big Larry is here.
Dean at Hilliard middle senior high school looks like pinhead Larry
He look like pinhead Larry I
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The real, ongoing romance shared between Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles.
Many videos including proofs and moments exist on the internet.
Some proofs include;
· "My first crush was Louis Tomlinson. It's mutual, we've discussed it." said by Harry Styles
· The question, "Are you and Louis dating?" was asked by a fan, to which Harry responded, "Yep, yeah," nodding his head. After this the fan stated, "I figured." and Harry smiled proudly
· A fan asked Louis, "When are you and Harry getting married?" he then responded, "It's confidential, but we're already engaged."
Those were only three of the countless times they themselves have confirmed it to be true, not to mention the other proofs of them indirectly stating that it is true or moments of them simply being cute.
Person 1: "Did you see that video of Larry Stylinson kissing? It's bad quality but they totally kissed!"
Person 2: "Wellington? Yeah they totally did! Larry is SO real!"
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A kinky move often employed by certain members within the S.E. Portland singles scene. Whilst taking the female from behind (either performing Doggie Style or partaking in some Muddy Love), the man shows his gratitude and love for the woman by spitting in her ear.
So I was going to Brown Town last night on this beast of a woman that I met at the bar. She was pretty much the worst piece of ass I've ever had, so I said 'fuck it' and hawked a loogie in her right ear. She was pissed, but all I could say was 'hey, at least I didn't give you a muddy buccaneer.'
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The sexual act of squirting a fruit cup out of ones anus, usually into the mouth of a partner
Man I saw this sick video of these two chicks giving each other a fruity larry, so no, I dont want a peach.
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