Monkey Farm

A crazy ass place that is filled with people who do nothing but screech and jerk off, often controlled by a tyrannical douche bag named Captain Henry Rhodes

IM RUNNING THIS MONKEY FARM FRANKENSTEIN!
AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY TIME!!!

Farm Dyke

A big, butch, masculine woman that is a hick. She looks dirty and probably smells. She would remind you of a trucker. She spits, talks like a redneck, and has bad teeth, not to mention she is very ugly. She basically looks like she belongs on a farm with all the other animals.

Student 1: "My teacher is such a farm dyke. Between her bad teeth and talking like a redneck, I couldn't understand what she said."

Student 2: "Yeah, she is a farm dyke. You can tell by the way she dresses. Those long flannel skirts that go down to the ground are so gay!"

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snow farming

when there is a lot of snow on the ground, you take a dump on the road. Then, when the snow plow is coming by, it smears it all along the road.

"dude, i was just snow farming the road."
"well now i know why my tires smell like shit"

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Arm Farm

When one has a giant collection of useless rubber-bands on either or both arms. And these rubber bands are to be in the shape of animals and worn in many different colors and species

Zach: dude!!! so i totally hit up on this new fad, check out these lame ass rubber bands in the shape of animals!

tony: Whoa dude!!! i totally got some too! i can see you are increasing the size of your arm farm.

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Susan: hey Daniel, how do you like my arm farm?
Daniel: pretty rad Susie!!!! i have over 200 animals in my arm farm, i wasted $200 on these!

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quarm farm

extreme excess of vaginal secretion

oh my god, i put my knob in the quarm farm and i still cant get rid of that SMELL!

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farm machinery

Tools used to harvest crops in agricultural operations.

What do you call a barn-full of niggas?....antique farm machinery.

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Farm Dog

noun

1) A person who does not care how they look or what you think about how they look.

2) One who is apathetic about something.

Often used to explain the person's look or behavior and usually proceeding the words "don't care."

Example 1
Guy: Why are you wearing pajama pants to a party?
Girl: Cuz farm dog don't care.

Example 2
Girl 1: This professor is so boring.
Girl 2: I know, look at Andrew. He's asleep in the front row.
Girl 1: Farm dog don't' care.

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