This Is Ground Control To Your Mom

This Is A Parody Of Major Tom, And The Famous Line This Is Ground Control To Major Tom.

This Isnt An Inside Joke, If It Was, It's A 1.72 Million Inside Joke, However It Never Really Had A Defention And Was A Throw Off Joke, So Now It Means When You Want To Bang Someones Mother (As A Joke, Like A Type Of Your Mom Joke)

This Is Ground Control To Your Mom!

Person 2: John, Please Get Out Of Bedroom, And For The Last Time, You Cannot Do My Mother

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Ground floor movement

The ground floor movement seeks to start from scratch and remake society.
People in the movement believe that society is corrupt to the core. They seek to overthrow the governments of the world, and evacuate all the cities and move the people to collective farms in the country in order to bring an end to the present society. The people who ran the former society would be reeducated. And only all the worlds knowledge would be saved from the old society and used to build a new civilization and to avoid the mistakes of the old one. The new society would be socialist. There also would be no drug laws, and no age of consent laws or they would be set at 12.And all other laws would be abolished except those that are really necessary like laws against murder ect.

Support the ground floor movement.

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Ground Pound Round

The act of fucking a female or fat male, then, while holding her/him, tilt her/him backwards and start slaping his/her titties like bangos.

Pnut- I'm horny.
Mitchless- Give me a Ground Pound Round.
Pnut- Ehhh, nah'. I'm average cuuh'.

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ten feet off the ground

an amazing feeling

i felt like i was ten feet off the ground

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Ground N' Pound

A loud, har fart that vibrates the floor and can be felt by the people sitting next to you.

Your Friend - "Man, I felf that ground n' pound come from your asshole and it smells really bad too!"

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Ground-Hog Day-gasm

A Ground-Hog Day-gasm is any cumgasm that a guy has on Ground-Hog Day.

Well, I had three Ground-Hog Day-gasms yesterday!

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Dirty Back Ground" "DBG

When a person looks clean in appearance but their car home and/or work place is messy.

Damn, Jenifer you're a "Dirty Back Ground" "DBG" chic. Your clothes and hair look so clean but your house is so stink and dirty.

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