table swipe

Noun- When two horny individuals need some immediate action and the nearest surface is covered with miscellaneous items, one person passionately swipes everything off of the surface and the two jump on to get it on.

We couldn't wait to get to the bedroom today so we had to pull a table swipe, and I broke my favorite vase... but it was worth it!

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enchanting table

an ancient language that cant be deciphered or translated

demon : starts speaking enchanting table

brain : were fucking screwed

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Table Surfing

the act of loosing the cap of a salt shaker so that the next person who uses it creates an ocean of salt on there entree, thus ruining their meal

Guy 1: "Hey guy number 2 can you pass me the salt?"
Guy 2: "Sure..."
(salt spills all over the food)
Guy 1: "What the heck?"
Guy 2: "What I thought that we were table surfing?"
Guy 1: "No we weren't you idiot, I was trying to eat dinner."

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table top

a sexual encounter involving two males and one female. the female is on all fours giving head to one male laying below her and receiving doggy style from the other. Her flat back serves as table top, holding food for the male entering from behind.

T&R: hey babe, you in for a table top?

G: duh!

T&R: hold on my quesadilla is almost done

G: ok

R: T, hand me a plate and some salsa, lets go!

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table pussy

eating pussy on a table with a spoon

" I told her,her pussy looked so good I could eat it for breakfast. So I threw her up on the table and ate that shit with a spoon,she had a table pussy."

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table nazi

One who has nothing better to do than watch for people who sit on table tops and tells them that they cannot sit on the table because it will break.

Spc. Lutes: Hey! You can't sit on that table. It will break.

Sgt. Table Sitter: Yeah?? Well fuck you, you fobbit faggot. Go run a mile and talk to me when you get back. Don't you have some spatula's to wash? What color is your belt buckle?? You fucking Table Nazi!

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Table Top

When a guy is on all fours on the floor, a girl is lying perpendicular on his back, and another guy is fucking the girl with his power cock.

Hey, let's go table top Lea!
I don't wanna scrape my knees Shree.
OH SHIT MAN THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING

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