Hungarian wax pepper

When a very bearded gent covers himself with candle wax and pickled jalapeños and two ladies compete to see who can consume more of the juicy goodness before the gent can trade them for a goat. If the gent wins he gets the goat, the winning lady get a bottle of Pepto Bismol.

He was able to provide for his family after successfully completing the Hungarian wax pepper.

wax my back

something a guy named cameron does after vacation.

Just wait till I wax my back.

Ambrosian Wax Wrap

After burning a candle long enough for most of the wax to melt, blow out the candle and dip your penis into it for pleasure. This will also double as a slim fitting condom once the wax dries.

I didn't have any condoms and limited time for forplay, so I just used an Ambrosian Wax Wrap last night. Felt better then that fire and ice shit, plus its like a condom with a no slip grip.

Waxing Your Dolphin

When A Guy Is Masterbating --

Beat Your Meat -- What A Treat
OH MY GOD.......!!!

waxing your dolphin
your
cock
beating your meat

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red neck waxing

a red neck waxing is when your so poor ...or stupid and take duck tape and put it on your pubes let it stick there for a couple of hours and then rip it off

dude i just gave myself a red neck waxing and it hurt so bad

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waxing the brass candlestick

masturbating

Joey: Bro I was waxing the brass candlestick last night

Colin: Ew wtf

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waxing philosophic

Masturbating, particular to males.

Absconded gaze at your picture while I'm waxing philosophic.

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