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When taking your woman from behind and just before the point of climax scream, "I see Russia!!"
When she exclaims, "Where?" and looks up strike her severely to the point of unconsciousness and complete orgasm.
For enhanced effect while female partner is still knocked out, throw on a pair of Tina Fey glasses before unloading.
Donkey Punch - The Sarah Palin
Nathan (at the point of coming): I see, I see Russia!!!
Samantha: What??? Where?
WHAMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A politically endowed nincompoop.
Sarah Palin is the epitome of a palin-drome.
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Whilst in cowgirl formation during cordial relations, the lady must be surrounded by other men who are periodically ejaculating onto her head. This provides an illusion of a snow-capped mountain while the girl performs the maverick-like cowboy on another man.
Guy #1: "Sarah Palin calls herself an Alaskan Cowgirl."
Guy #2: "Does that mean she does the Alaskan Cowgirl AKA The Sarah Palin?"
Guy #1: "I'm not sure, but I wouldnt be surprised. You know, living in Alaska, there's nothing better to do there."
Guy #2: "Except kill innocent animals."
Guy #1: "Word."
Guy #2: "Word."
*Mutual Daps*
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British slang - after Michael Palin, tv personality. A travel bore.
It was a terrific party until I was cornered by this ghastly Palin who was whittering on about his visit to Kamchatka.
Doin Too Much Or Dickridin
Fr Like U Palin Over A Bitch Dats Wild
Streaks and marks made by a massive turd while flushing the toilet.
Man, I took a massive dump and left Palins everywhere
This is the observation and description of Michael Palin (most known from Monty Python) and his attractiveness, largely referring to his overly attractive left side mouth crease.
Person 1: Omg, I wanna lick Hottie Palin Mouth Crease!
Person 2: Yo, I know right!