Sex & Pancakes

Typical Swedish breakfast.

Dude, the Swedes's Sex & Pancakes breakfast is so much WIN

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Orange Pancake

When a male masturbates way to much causing skin ripping and openings on the penis which then over a period of time turn into blisters which then pop when a male ever has a boner again. The liquid that is released from this blister is then dripped on the testicular sack and if the liquid encounters ejaculatory fluids they will merge causing an orange colored crust that stays for a few days until it happens again. The infection can only be stopped by antibiotics over a three year period. If you think you are getting an orange pancake contact your doctor immediately because no girl wants to have intercourse and see an orange Pancake unless they are ugly or desperate.

John: Hey Bill how was last night with Sara like.

Bill: Um well.. it was going great until she saw my Orange Pancake.

John: Whats an Orange Pancake.

Bill: Its like the boy version of a blue waffle. Just look it up at Urbandictionary.com

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muscular pancake

When a person squeezes another persons cock between their ass cheeks.

Burl Gore gives the best muscular pancakes!! My dick was sore for a week!

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shitting pancakes

When one's ass is so wide and stretched out (from anal activity) that their excrement comes out in a form that is wider than it is deep/long. That is, a form similar to that of a pancake.

Person A: Marissa spent Saturday night with LeRoy (an educated black man who loves ass-play).

Person B: Ouch. She must be shitting pancakes by now.

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Pancake Day

A weird day of sorts: A day where a town of 7,000 gathers in their town square and feasts on free pancakes, watches crappy entertainment/a parade, and, to continue the cliché small-town festival-ness, cheers on the lovely lady contestants vying for the chance to be called "Miss Pancake Day".
-This festival is hosted yearly in Centerville, Iowa
-This ingenious get-together started in 1949; Aunt Jemima would be proud.

Bo Dean: "Martha Sue! Round up the young'ns!! It's Pancake Day!"

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strawberry pancakes

Oh yea... strawberry pancakes... Often a pinkish hue and comprised mostly of standard pancake material with the addition of strawberry or strawberry like solution(s).

Strawberry Pancakes song: "Here I come on my bike, its a girls bike, you can tell cause the cross-bar's reallly low... Gimee your pancakes!"

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pancake party

A party where you bring your own pancake mix and make pancakes. Usually at 2 AM.

Jay: what you doing tn?
Patrick: going to the pancake party in town wby?
Jay: same bro u got ur pancake mix?

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