Someone that is absolutely in love with pans😍🍳
“I’m Pansexual”
“You wanna fuck Pans?”
As long as they're chinned they wil fuck it
You're human? So you have a chin? I'm pansexual
Cheese: "mmm frying pans are so hot right?"
King: "Oh so you're pansexual"
Bisexual
but to make it more "opressed"
pansexual is just a bunch of nonsense
A sexuality used by people who prefer people over their personality than their looks.
This term originates from the LGBTQ+ community, and a lot of people are Pansexual worldwide.
“That’s it, I’m opening the closet.” Zach exclaimed.
“Is that a metaphor?” Minda asked.
“Yes,” Zach said, “It’s taken me ages to finally tell the truth to someone. Especially someone like you, Minda.”
Minda smiled.
“Now, what I’ve had locked inside the closet was-”
A knock is heard at the door.
“Why at this time..” Zach mumbled under his breath.
He’d open the door and notice the deliveryman.
“Here’s your pansexual flag-”
“SHHHHHH.”
“Oh- Okay.”
They’d walk in as Minda noticed Zach looking embarrassed.
“So, what was in the closet, hmm?”
“I changed my mind.”
“Already?”
“Mhm.”
“Okay.”
When one is sexually attracted to pans
Person 1: I am pansexual
Person 2: So you like pans
Person 1: Yes
Lonely moral less slut who'll fuck anything and everything.
We fuck all but children and kitchenware. We're pansexual