Texas Pat on the Back

When a dually truck hits a cyclist from behind hard enough to lose it's mirror, and then drives away.

"I gave a biker the ol' Texas Pat on the Back for being on my road, but now my truck needs a new mirror."

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Pat Eats Burber

The Absolute Chick Magnet Of The 21st Century.

"Pat Eats Burber: Hey Ladies"

"Every Female Ever: OMG IT'S PAT! HAVE MY BABIES"

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MC Pat Flynn

One of the best mc's out of the awful rappers on soundcloud. He makes music such as "Get On Your Knees" and "Only You". His genre of music would be classed as house music.

"Have you listened to Get On Your Knees by MC Pat Flynn yet?"

"No, let me do it now!"

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The Brady Petey Pat Band

The greatest band since Theory Of A Deadman. Most of their music is text based and deals with Kenny Power gifs.

Once voted as the greatest band never to play an instrument.

Or 2019’s answer to Limp Bizkit.

Is that Limp Bizkit?

How could it be? It’s just words on a phone... but I get what you mean.

What’s that band Chad Kruger tried to sign in 2019? Right, The Brady Petey Pat Band. Kinda gay right?

pimped out pat

white boy from bala cynwyd known for dubbing himself pimp, hangs around trashy girls, and crushes on many

damn, there goes pimped out pat with heather santarlasci again

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Patting the dog through the letterbox

The act of playing with a womans lady area while she is still wearing underwear.

Dude, that bar skank was up for it last night. I was patting the dog through the letterbox right there in the VIP!

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mutual back-patting society

a group of people who meet to give each other awards or compliments for the sole purpose of feeding their egos

I went to a town hall meeting and watched the aldermen thank each other for their hard work last year. It was a mutual back-patting society.

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