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chia pet effect

The effect whereby a product has more value to a consumer whose own effort is needed.

If it weren't for the chia pet effect, you'd see a lot more furniture from IKEA in the dumpster.

by Avasarala March 25, 2021


Super Auto Pets

The game you didn't exactly intend to play but got bored in AP Research class, so you played it with your peers.

Hey Bob get on Super Auto Pets so we can make a private

by lolxd23researchman April 28, 2022


Pet Simulator X

Also known as Pet Sim X, this game is on a platform called Roblox and is literally gacha hell. You could spend literal months grinding for a good pet (if you had just gotten the game), one that's actually usable, or you could just spend 400 robux to spend on an exclusive egg (basically the egg where all the pets that actually have value are located) to get one just as good or better.

There are so many deadass gamepasses that are stupidly overpowered, people who have them will rocket past people who don't. Opening eggs is extremely slow unless you buy Triple eggs, and not fast unless you buy Octuple eggs.

Making any progress at all is almost impossible unless you beg or spend robux. Gems are insanely hard to get if you don't pay to win (the new diamond cave does NOT help at all), to get ONE of the pets in the game to fill your pet dex, you have to spend 4,500 robux to have a 1 PERCENT CHANCE of getting a huge diamond cat.

The scamming is also a big issue. Little Timmy stole mommy's credit card to buy 10 exclusive eggs, got nothing good, tried to sell it in the trading plaza, got scammed, and cried himself to sleep. (This is just speculation)

Overall, this game is stupid. I don't get why little 7 year olds are ruining their lives wasting their days alive playing this brain dead pay to win piece of dogshit.

John: Yoo I just got a new titanic pet in pet simulator X! I only spent 273,800 robux getting it!
Lincoln: What the fuck is wrong with you
John: I'm literally 6 years old
Lincoln: Where did you get all that robux?
John: My mom. Don't worry, I only spent 2,700 dollars in real life to get all of it!

by a_random_idot May 15, 2023


Panamanian petting zoo

When one force one's partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal.

Commonly preceeded by a Kentucky klondike bar.

He gave his lunchlady a Kentucky klondike bar for as long as he could. It made sense for him to follow up with a Panamanian petting zoo.

by Dirty Snatchez August 9, 2006

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Adopt me pet

A peice of some ones life that they will never get back

Person one: what adopt me pets do you have

Person two: i have a life so I don’t have one
Person one: is it ride or fly
Person two:get a life

by Dat one dude online haha January 2, 2021

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Petting Zoo Bitch

Similar to the town bicycle, this is an individual, preferably female, who is promiscuous and will let any individual "pet" her.

You see this girl? She ain't no petting zoo bitch

by bomdiggabom March 27, 2011

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Hitlers pet

A fairly aryan person who has atd, also very spastic and has no self control. stoner. plays cs most of the time. wheres fubu n wutang. Goes to ivanhoe grammar n has a 1% chance of making it in life. This estimation has allowed for a 1% margin of error.

random: how about you shuttup Hitlers Pet
Hitlers Pet: *tries to think of comeback but takes too long*
random: yeh thats what I thought

by thats right zac July 10, 2005

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