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One who raids and plunders one's rectum/colon/anus.
Alex is a Butt Pirate.
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Jizz in a girl's eye, then kick her in the knee, causing her to jump on one leg, like a pirate with a peg-leg.
My girlfriend looked funny as hell after the dancing pirate.
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Someone who goes around having sex with females to steal their virginity.
I've heard of rape but being a pussy-pirate, I wonder how many girl's virginities he has taken.
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Someone who seeks out all of the virgins around them and plunders their booty.
Woman 1: I really like that guy, I think I might sleep with him.
Woman 2: Be careful, I hear he is a virginity pirate.
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Give your girlfrind a angry pirate in the shower then while shes hopping on one leg push her over. Then point and laugh.
Lafonda broke her hip because I gave her a pirate shipwreck.
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A homo who raids others' assholes with no warning while saying "ARRRgh"
Hey dude, remember Chris, that fucking ass pirate?
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When taking your partner from behind, pull out and spit on her back just before you cum, she will think you have finished, as she turns her head unleash the full venom of your load into her face. She should grasp her eye and yell aaarhhh!
Last night i tried out the technique, squirting my man milk into my wifes eye, she gasped aarhh and put her hand over her eye to wipe my nut muck from her face looking like she had an eye patch, therfore i perfected the pirate position!
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