pork jam

1) What cannibal's turn their victims into to tide them over for the winter.

2) A more tasteful way to say "Sticky white love piss"

1) Pass the pork jam, Eric, this toast is drier than a dead dingo's donger

2) You're never going to get that pork jam out of your hair

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Pork Rind

When you get a sunburned asshole

Julie spent the weekend face down ass up at the beach and accidentally gave herself a pork rind.

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Pork Snorkelling

Humourous slang for fellatio.

Lady, shut up and make with the Pork Snorkelling.

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proper porking

the proper way to fuck a women in the ass to do so place the hand on the lower back and well if u dont know the rest u are probly gay or a virgin

Yeah mariahs such a slut I gave her a proper porking last night on the sports deck to tame her.

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Pork chops

Sideburns shaped like pork chops. They usually get more ladies than tenderloins , t bone, or porterhouse instant heart attack side burns but a possessor of any of the latter three is usually a better fighter. Well, latter two, the tenderloin sideburns possessor ought to go ahead and shave and start over.

I'm not gonna tell you again, shave those pork chops!

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Pork basting

the practice of cookery, where you slowly add the nectar of ones large pork loin unto ones self to make one as crispy as an anorexic in the sun wearing keratin oil factor zero.

my you look crispy, is that the pork basting technique you've used or did you just rub liquid spam on your shoulders??

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Pork chop

A police helicopter, used by the police.

We were walking downtown when we spotted a pork chop in the sky.

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