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potato bug

the scariest non-mammal to walk planet earth. this creature mostly lives underground, but emerges when it feels the need to wreak havoc (emphasis on the word reek). will scare the living daylights out of you if you ever come in contact with it. this shit is straight up trippin.

i just saw a potato bug and i think i shit my pants.

by D.Pizzy November 14, 2006

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full potato

A person who took a left turn on fucking idiot and straight past half retard all the way to full fledged fucking potato.

Look at Jimmy trying to shoot himself in the face with a bow. Hes gone full potato.
Or
You slept with that nasty skank? Have you gone full potato?
Or
Guy who smokes too much weed he thinks his hands are on backwards (baked potato)
Or

Jeff have a sexual encounter with a meat grinder. (You can clearly see that Jeff is full potato)

by ClamSlammington February 17, 2016

23๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


potato face

Someone who's face looks like a potato. This is usually used as an insult.

There are many things that rhyme with this word, including:
-Kobe's shoelace
-Religious waste
-Tomato paste
-Running pace
etc.

Man, that dude looks like a potato face!

by williamazing12 February 26, 2017

23๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass potato

Idiot, dimwit, moron.

God he is such an ass potato.

by Angry Goddess June 10, 2009

23๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


potato hole

Popularized by Dave Chappelle's SNL skit in 11/12/2022. A potato hole is a hole that slaves would dig to hide their food and possessions from plantation owners. The potato hole was their last vestige of humanity and over time it came to symbolize resilience of black life in the face of white oppression.

Harriet Tubman reportedly hid from slaveholders in a potato hole for a week before escaping.

by Manginho November 13, 2022

23๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Potato Knocking

Potatoe Knocking is a simple prank where you bend a wire hanger long ways, and then back on itself so that it can hold a potato in the bend. then you hang it on the door knob or door knocker of a persons frong door with a long string tied to it. you run accross the street with the other end of the string, and give it a few strong tugs. somebody answers the door, doesnt find anybody, and only a potato. They usually say something like "what the fuck? potatoe?"

A Person tugs the string durring a successful potato knocking exploit-
:thud thud thud:
(Person answers door)
"What the fuck? A potato?"

unsuccessful-
:thud thud thud:
"damn kids and those fucking potatoes"

Either way its a good time

by evenmoutcandoit May 27, 2008

24๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Potato salad

Potato salad means to stay chill or fresh. Just like the food potato salad.

Saying potato salad is normally followed by a gesture of stirring a bowl of potato salad.

Kegen: Hey Sierra keeping it potato salad... *Motioning hand in a stirring motion*

Sierra: you know how it be sometimes

by Gratatagotcha July 6, 2018

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