The act of trying to take a bite out of a pear but hitting yourself in the face instead.
Noun; A euphemism for sitting at home on your computer at night instead of being out with friends or sleeping.
"Dude! I totally went to a wicked party last night!?"
"Quit faking, man. Everybody knows you were just sitting in your room, punching the tarp."
How it feels to have sex with a girl that has a loose V.
What was Lucy like in bed?
it was like punching smoke man.
to punch a male in the dick, and when they bend over, punch them in the face; a one-two punch
I will dickface punch him for disrespecting me.
Grabbing onto a shoulder for leverage when violently fisting your partner/victim.
Fisting $5
Violent fisting $10
Tractor punch $20
Tractor Punch Approved.
Can't believe that chick got possum punched by a dwarf!
Shut up or I'll possum punch you!
Elizabeth Punches is one of the best and most proficient American painters in the United states. BFA from Virginia Intermont College in 2012. She now lives and works from a small versitle public studio downtown Galveston Texas, after obtaining notoriety across the United states for her unique painting techniques and eccentric personality. Punches work is highly sought after across all of America and southeast Canada, with several gallery owners noting, "she sells every thing she paints." She is a quiet person and loves living in the peace of a tiny American sandbar with her beloved dog.
Who does that painter over there think she is? I mean, she's good, but she's no
Elizabeth Punches.