submarine races

Secret code for making out/having sex, because you can't watch a submarine race; it's underwater. "Submarine" can also be used to mean cock, dick or penis.

1. Can be used in casual conversation while talking to your boyfriend or girlfriend's extremely boring parents. 2. Can be used pretty much anywhere.

1. "Oh, I'm so glad to hear that your cat's surgery went well, Mrs. Smith. Johnny, babe, want to go watch the submarine races?"
2. "Hey girl. Want to come watch the submarine races with me?"

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drag racing

a race between to men dressed as women

#1: you know iwas looking up adhd on urban dictionary and i think-
#2: -OH LOOK A FAG DRAG RACING!!

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granny racing

one of the single most great sports you can see.
it mainly involves 2 old grannys could be old men but either way works. on the little buggy things they have racing down a street at the speed of 0.5 miles per a hour. and if your lucky your see one of those ultra competitive old people who try and barge the other person off.

"hey i just saw some granny racing between 2 old boy-racers they had well sweet buggys with 20 inch rims"

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Human race

Dipshits who fuck up their own planet for money that has no real worth.

Wait a second...

The human race is so wasteful.

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race nark

Some kid who rocks up to your party who you dont even know, and when you make race jokes with ur friends (all in good fun) gets all huffy.. even though he is in fact a white person, the race of people well renowned for their imperialist attitudes.

Kurt (white) : Watch out this kid might steal your land
Gadi (asian) : Haha
Gay kid (white): Thats not cool man, I am going to make up for hundreds of years of hatred and oppression with one act of melodramatic overexagerated political correctness
Gadi : I really dont mind hes just joking
Gay Kid : *tries to fight everyone*
Gadi : U dirty race nark

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Bicycle race

1. A song from queen. Go watch the clip... its lovely ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

2. When you fuck a fat bottom girl while listening to queen music.

Example for 1:
1: I love the song bicycle race, its lovely
2: Yeah, I like dat clip!

Example for 2:
1: Yooo why are you so fkkn tired dude?
2: I did a bicycle race on my gf last night!

Life race

A subtle and possibly unspoken life milestone competition between a group of friends or peers. Competition milestones may include but are not limited to: engagement, marriage, Home purchase (size, price, location), first child, second child, best job title, most money made, and largest penis.

Wow, check out Kevin’s 4 bed 4 bath mansion in Bronxville. He’s definitely leading in life race.

I was working on Dave’s taxes last month. His W-2s put him in the high income bracket in life race. However, I’ve been in the locker room with Dave and his income is offset by his below average size junk