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wank rage

The feeling of rage one gets if they have not had a wank (i.e. masturbated) for a while. Similar to the rage one might experience during a dry spell.

Often caused by unrealistic challenges, such as trying not to masturbate for a week or more.

Not to be confused with wankerage or wankage.

Person A: Dude, can I have some gum?
Person B: JUST FUCK OFF!
Person A: What the hell man?
Person B: Sorry dude... I've just got some serious wank rage.
Person A: You are forgiven, poor soul.

by The Wankrager March 1, 2009

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rage apply

Applying to new jobs at different companies when you are fed up at your current job

I'm rage applying to new jobs because I'm angry at my boss or coworker.

by Katness86 September 21, 2021

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raging speedhorn

band taking its name from word speedhorn/word, a metamphetamine induced erection

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

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raging Moby

see boner, another word for an erection.

"I've got a bit of a raging Moby..." Simon Pegg, co-writer of 'Shaun of the Dead', commentary with Edgar Wright, Director/writer.

"In the morning when I wake up, I have a raging Moby that won't go away."

by Levi Benson February 9, 2005

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tvd rage

when a show runner makes their own fandom so enraged that they all collectively band together in order to cancel the tv show and every other tv show associated with the show runner.

1. The show runner of TVD decided that the main character of their tv show was not required for season 7 of the formerly hit show and it gave the fandom TVD Rage to the point where the entire fandom wants the show cancelled.

2. Mood: TVD Rage.

3. Marvel announced that they might do a spinoff of Agents of Sheild and this made fans angry but the news didn't cause them to have TVD rage.

by sexygodDamon April 11, 2015

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Freshman rage

something that happens when a freshman is picked on too much by upperclassmen that can have varying effects, usually in the range between unbridled aggression to school shooting.

Heath high school, site of a brutal shooting and one of the more severe examples of freshman rage

by Speaker for the damned February 4, 2009

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shampoo rage

When you snap the lid closed on the shampoo bottle and small shampoo droplets hit you in the eye.

'Hey Lionel, why were you shrieking maniacally in the shower?' 'Oh man, damn shampoo rage again, I'm changing brands!'

by Herbert Wheedlenerm November 25, 2013

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