Reverse Racism

Reverse Racism created by white people trying to make themselves victims or racism to get an excuse to not stop white supremacy

"he called me a cracker, i am a victim of reverse racism because it goes both ways"

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reverse hitler

a person who can't grow a mustache very well and it doesn't connect in the center unlike hitler's mustache

i didn't shave for 3 weeks and i grew a reverse hitler

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Roles reversed

1. (General) A person in a nontraditional position
2. (A lifestyle) a lifestyle/ household (normally this applies to a heterosexual couple) in which the male is the home maker (house husband) and the female is the breadwinner.
3.( a personality type/ relationship type) by which a straight male acts feminine. And in turn a female is very masculine

For further reference see

*the term "house husband"
*the anime " life is like a cocktail"
*the manga "otomen

For an example see the word otomen

Jacob is the perfect roles reversed male, he packs his wife a cute lunch and has dinner, a hug, a glass of wine, and a fun movie to snuggle to when she comes home.

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Reverse Racism

It's just racism......

Reverse racism isn't real; it's just racism you fools!

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Reverse Shamwow

When you see a sex position so freaking amazing and unknown, you call it the Reverse Shamwow until you either find out its real name, or until it is named something else.

Evan: "While me and Hannah were having sex last night, we did the Reverse Shamwow! I don't even know how to describe it, it was that exotic."

Ian: "Lucky!"

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Reverse Vampire

Reverse Vampires (RVs) love the daylight and the morning hours. RVs promptly go to bed at sun-down, stopping all communication with others until the following morning.

Many RVs are tan with lighter colored hair. HOWEVER, as recently discovered by a young Boston native- some RVs retain their pale skin because all of the orange pigment migrates to the cranial end of the creature- thus creating an even-more fierce breed of Ginger-Vamp (or Reverse Ginger-Vamp).

As predicted, RVs do not draw blood from their victims. They much prefer having their own necks sucked and nibbled upon. In an effort to appear as animalistic and blood-thirsty as their vampire counterparts, RVs have been known to stain their own hands with cherry juice for intimidation.

Lastly, RVs don’t have fangs, cannot fly, ARE able to see their own reflection, and love garlic… Truly frightening!

In rare cases, RVs have been known to say “goodnight” when appropriate response would be “hello” or “good morning”. This defiant display of word-jargon is a direct act of spite against social norms, and is a sure-tell sign of a RV encounter.

If you do happen to stumble upon a RV (or God forbid, a Reverse Ginger-Vamp) be sure to get on their good side by displaying whimsical, unpredictable behavior, continuously telling dorky jokes to make them laugh, claiming to be (at least) ¾ gay as to mask obvious attraction to the creature, and keeping a minimum distance of 2,600 miles (or 4,200 km for our Canadian readers).

My date last night was sick! She loved my Italian cooking, and after that we made out for hours. I hickie’d that girl up, she loved it. It was awesome!

RE: Sounds like a good time, bro.

Its weird though, at 8 o’clock she passed out mid-conversation and texted me “goodnight” when she woke up this morning at the ass-crack of dawn…

RE: Holy shit dude, you better watch yourself. That chick sounds like Reverse Vampire! You better send her a teddy bear or somethin’, cause those things are crazy!!!

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Reverse SAD

A variation of SAD (or Seasonal Affective Disorder).

Normal SAD is a mental disorder where the sufferer experiances extreme depression and mood swings during the darker, colder winter months.

Reverse SAD is a much rarer form, where the sufferer experiances extreme drepression and mood swings during the hotter summer months.

People may equate the summer months with swarms of insects, heat rash and sunburn and get depressed that it may happen when ever summer comes around. Overweight people or people with heat sensative skin (excema for example) may dislike the heat too.

It is unknown why people suffer from SAD at all. It could be a mental difficency, a lack of vitamin D (vitamins we get from the sun), or a programmed state of mind.

"I can't bear it, im so depressed! The hot summer has triggered off my reverse SAD"

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