you right

backup phrase used to ensure the validity of someones statement

Girl: I look bomb wit these new blue contacts.
Boy: You right, but you doin too much!

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first rights

The blessing altar boys receive before the priest baptizes their assholes with semen.

After Father George gave the young boy's virgin asshole first rights it was "hole"ier than ever.

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Left and right

To have sex with someone, but wildly.

Brad: Damn bro, I just wanna fuck her left and right.

Ken: I feel you man.

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The Price is Right

Thomas Hersh is backwards. If The Price is Right was only viewed by old people. why do they have specials for Firemen, Police Officers, Army/Navy/Coast Guard etc., and why is it that, when they just have regular shows, more than 60% of the audience is comprised of college students and people on vacation?

This is Bob Barker reminding you: Help control the pet population; have your pet spayed or neutered! Go bye everybody.

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right-fucked

intoxicated to a satisfactory degree

"binge drinkers like me tend to get right-fucked pretty quickly"

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Religious Right

A bunch of extreme right-wing headcases who think that God talks to them (signs of schizophrenia?) and want to return our society to the Middle Ages. Noted mainly for racism, misogyny, and a complete lack of independent thought.

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Right Wing

Known as Hard-Liners in most political parties around the word. In United States it’s ideology for traditional values is it’s basis. Modern day right wing Republicans are controlled by the Christian ideology.

The right wing of the Republicain Party secret motto for you is to REPRODUCE, OBEY, and CONSUME.

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