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Rivers Cuomo

Weezer frontman. He Weezy. Miles, @rivers.is.best.weezer.boi, loves him to an unhealthy extent. wtf, Mommy Miles?

Miles: I love rivers cuomo
literally everyone: we know mom

by who cares dude February 12, 2021


river is dry

the river is dry when there are no girls in an direction of your designation

Person1: dude lets go down the mall

Person2: dont do it man the "river is dry"

Person1:your right theres no girl in sight

by Pro fishrman January 8, 2011


Rapid river

Full of whores a bad place to live full of kids that think there better than everyone because they have a lot of money. Full of people that like to spread rumors. I don’t recommend living in rapid river

I fucked a girl in rapid river

by Karnity April 17, 2020


River Shytz

A large, mythical, and extravagant river of true liquid-shit that forms the boundaries between the supposed magical, evil lands of Shitus, Wypus, and Pypus. In Shreek Mythology, River Shytz is an evil, ferocious and dangerous deity that will haunt anyone who is unfortunate enough to somehow teleport into the dimension it exists in, with incurable bloody hemorrhoids for the rest of their natural-born life. Many say that they have came across the Shytz River at least once in their life, and that it is not a good thing to be poking around in. Once you are teleported into this new world through still unknown means, many people of religious backgrounds say that you will have to cross the River of shit to get back to your own world. How do you do this you may ask? In some accounts, people were provided with canoes. Some, small wooden boats. Others? Well, they just had to swim for it. The River is over 5 miles wide and 1,000 miles long, about the size of the Amazon River. Some who survived to swim across it and tell the tale said that there were “things” swimming under them. The constant smell made it unbearable to travel across and several drowned, or were pulled under by mythical animals.

Randy: I sure hope I don’t travel to River Shytz after going down this mysterious road to get to this stupid frat party.

Randy: Man, I sure hope I don’t travel to River Shytz after driving down into the woods to find this stupid college party. I don’t feel like wading through Hershey’s syrup today.

by TheGayAccount December 11, 2020


thames river

a well known location to twelve. a top river in the world.

man, i was on some next level shit bro, so fried i was ready to 12 at thames river.

by Twelve Express October 29, 2020


River King

They are cool. They have flamboyant hair. They will most likely be your first kiss and you will sit there like a fish. They have a cool bedroom and are a cool person. They also have a nice closet that you can steal clothes from.

River King is awesome

by addisonhairdryer December 4, 2021


River horse

Squeaky kid that drinks dirt water and sleeps on a couch.

I know someone that is a River horse.

by WindyButtcheeks51 July 4, 2021