Soyuz Rocket

A shit that flies out effortlessly, like a perfect take off of a rocket off to space. Usually angular and aerodynamically inclined.

"That turd flew out like a Soyuz Rocket, I feel loads better now"

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rocket dump

when you are constipated and it suddenly comes out so fast that you get splashed and your ass hurts for about an hour after your shit.

Wow, i had a rocket dump an hour ago and it still hurts!

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rump rocket

A loud,foul smelling boisterous sounding vicious fart.

She blasted a huge rump rocket.

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Rocket Red

A more vibrant variation of the color red, offering a dazzling appeal to the eye and delivering a stunning array of visual orgasms.

Jake: Man, that apple is such a cool color.

Jack: Yea, it's essentially rocket red!

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Rocket Clap

special type of taunt, used to punctuate a command: say your command, then clap once, clap again, then put your arms up over your head, keeping elbows about a foot apart.

example: woman says "get me a drink" to man nearby, then clap-clap-arms up. The boy, either does it, or responds with a denial, and similar clap-clap-arms up.

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Latex Rocket

A ripe banana with a condom on it. Used as a dildo for poor people.

She wanted a latex rocket in her.

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Sweater Rocket

An uncircumsised penis

Xavier's girlfriend was shocked to discover he had a sweater rocket!

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