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Man eats a green apple when a women performs oral intercourse with pop rocks in her mouth
Yo, I got green russelled last noght.
When a friend tells you to get on an online service such as Xbox or PC, but when you get on, your friend is playing with someone else on a different game not predetermined or a game you do not have, or they simply "dont feel like it anymore". This is especially effective when you are in the middle of something and the person being a Russell interrupts your task.
Man, Adam was being a Russell last night when he told me to play PC with him but when I got on he was playing a game I didn't have and wouldn't play with me
When lying in your bed using your phone at night and you drop your phone onto your face. Named after the incident where Russel Crowe assaulted a hotel staff member by hitting them with a telephone.
"OMG, ouch, I just Russel Crowed myself!"
Hottest sexiest girl that you could get and never let go of her she cares and has a mysterious freaky cool side.
Don't ever let kathleen Russell go.
When a media company who employs purported investigative journalist who make up evidence or significantly financially support a person to provide evidence for a story to hopefully avoid a defamation case against them from being successful.
Etymology: Russell v Australian Broadcasting Corporation & Ors Federal Court of Australia
The Sydney Morning Herald decided to Russell up a story about The Pineapple Express
The russel paradox: a phenomenon in which anyone or most of everyone has a severe lack and no chance of being able to obtain or “pull” bitches and will never touch or meet a woman in their life.
You seemed to have gone through the pegs one on such as the “russel paradox”.
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😱: 《¤》Rusá Bicicleta 《¤》rusá bicicleta 《¤》Russell Bicicleta 《¤》