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When somebody's handwriting looks like a chicken wrote it.
EX: T=Teacher S= Student
*S is writing essay*
T- Your handwriting looks like chicken scratch
S- Well to bad
The handwriting the person your trying to cheat off of has.
Bob: Hey Bill, can I cheat off of you?
Bill:Sure
*shows paper*
Bob: Are you joking? What is this Chicken Scratch junk?
Bill: My handwriting
The action of rubbing the bean.
Yeah man she was scratching the dj
Refers to incessantly scrolling on a smartphone, which has a glass screen. Used as a pejorative, with the connotation of doing something ineffectual, unproductive, and/or even harmful to oneself.
Brings up imagery of someone making pictures or writing on frosted glass to pass the time, or someone trying to make a permanent mark on a glass pane with just their fingernail but ends up breaking their own fingernail.
glass-scratcher (noun)
1. someone who spends a lot of time on their phone, usually scrolling through social media, but can playing games, etc., usually to their own detriment (e.g. social seclusion, inability to get out of bed without checking their social media feed, etc.)
2. someone who spends a lot of time trying to gain attention and/or influence on social media, but doesn't make much difference, and their obsession ends up harming them in some way, (e.g. getting into arguments online, fans turning on them, etc.). Can be used as a synonym for 'bluetick' (someone verified on Twitter), 'clicktivist', etc.
I wasted all day scratching glass; I checked Facebook, then Snapchat, then went on Pinterest and just scrolled for hours. I think I have a problem.
Joe Hildebrand is such a glass-scratcher. He spends so much time on Twitter but only has a few followers, and then he comes on Channel 10 and can't hold a proper conversation. Why does he bother trying to be a celebrity when he can't engage in social interaction outside of Twitter?
A chic (or a guy) with a hot body, but a messed up face.
A Scratched Helmet is otherwise known as Paper Bag Sexy, someone who is Hot Below the Neck....
A man shoves his balls, and only his balls, in a woman's pussy. The balls must be like the Amazon Rainforest and be hairy like fuck. Leave a sandpaper-like mark my guy!
Hey honey, wanna do some Rat Scratching?
A badger scratching means you are feeling the urge to take a poop. It’s that feeling when you know you need to set everything else aside and get to a potty soon.
“I need to find a bath room, I have a badger scratching.”