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1) To defecate on oneself
2) An epic misspelling of "sharp"
I sharted on myself when I realized the test was today.
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Similar to a brain fart, only something nonsensical comes out of your mouth during the thought process (aka a brain fart where a little comes out).
Guy 1(in deep thought): Yeep.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Huh? Oh, sorry... I had a brain shart.
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somebody who is disgusting both visually and smellularly
Sarah Palin is a shart balloon
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When your significant other eats your poo then gives you head
Toms girlfriend gave me a “head shart” last night
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Another way of saying "yeah right", "no way" or "I'd shit myself". Basically an exclamation used when you are doubtful of something or can't believe something.
Person 1: Dude, the Lakers just beat the Warriors!
Person: I'd shart!
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The broken down english word for Short Girl; A girl whom is rediculously short for her age.
bill: yo you seen that girl?
steven: yea man, shes a shart gyal!
bill:wow thats hot
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Shart art is when you defecate in your trousers without much fair warning (shart), then create art with your own feces. To many people, it is a very cherished hobby. People generally finger paint with their feces as a form of shart art, but there have been some situations when people had made sculptures and even houses.
Person 1: "Dude... I just sharted. Gross..."
Person 2: " Dude awesome! Now you can make shart art with it!"
Person 1: "That sounds amazing!" (starts playing with feces) "This is fun!"
Person 2: "you know it is..."
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