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Similar to a brain fart, only something nonsensical comes out of your mouth during the thought process (aka a brain fart where a little comes out).
Guy 1(in deep thought): Yeep.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Huh? Oh, sorry... I had a brain shart.
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When your significant other eats your poo then gives you head
Toms girlfriend gave me a “head shart” last night
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somebody who is disgusting both visually and smellularly
Sarah Palin is a shart balloon
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Another way of saying "yeah right", "no way" or "I'd shit myself". Basically an exclamation used when you are doubtful of something or can't believe something.
Person 1: Dude, the Lakers just beat the Warriors!
Person: I'd shart!
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The broken down english word for Short Girl; A girl whom is rediculously short for her age.
bill: yo you seen that girl?
steven: yea man, shes a shart gyal!
bill:wow thats hot
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Shart art is when you defecate in your trousers without much fair warning (shart), then create art with your own feces. To many people, it is a very cherished hobby. People generally finger paint with their feces as a form of shart art, but there have been some situations when people had made sculptures and even houses.
Person 1: "Dude... I just sharted. Gross..."
Person 2: " Dude awesome! Now you can make shart art with it!"
Person 1: "That sounds amazing!" (starts playing with feces) "This is fun!"
Person 2: "you know it is..."
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A type of shart. (When one tries to fart and also shits.) This one only hits the rim on the anus. You can recover by walking gingerly to the bathroom and cleaning your dirty bung before it hits the cotton.
Dude, I sharted at her crib but it was only a rim shart! Whew!
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