"Just in case" shave

When you're meeting that guy for a second date and you're not sure what is going to happen. Particularly when the date could involve an apartment or home. The art of shaving everything, prior to a date, in hopes of getting down and dirty.

GASP! You're going over to his house?! Make sure you "just in case" shave!

Hm... This guy seems pretty into me, should I "just in case" shave for tonight?

UGH I "just in case" shaved and we didn't even hook up. I could have worn my leggings for another week!

If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.

I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.

Revenge shaving

A revenge shave - when your other half shaves their beard/moustache (which you love) when you have upset/had an argument with them as a form of revenge.

“How could you shave off your beard! Stop revenge shaving!”

“It’s not fair that you’ve revenged shaved”

Gummy shave

Once a gummy bear or similar candy has been bitten and dropped on the floor it is liable to pick up dust and other foreign objects on the sticky area where it has been bitten. Gummy shave is the process of eating as much of the remaining gummy candy without eating the affected area.

"Damn, I dropped my gummy bear and now it's covered in icky stuff. Guess I'll have to gummy shave."