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dog shave

Dog shave is the realest dog you will meet on the market from dropping shots in the Columbia to going a front flip on a 50 footer

Fuckin dog shave 🪒

by Dogs have September 29, 2022


shave my cat

Shaving the vagina

Hey Rob you wanna help me shave my cat later?

by Theebouj November 20, 2017


shave your nan

A phrase used by LEWIS which means you should shave your nan;)

"Oi you, go shave your nan!"

by John the bum whikew January 7, 2018


the midwestern shave club

You get at least 3 of your friend shave off a small amount of pubic hair, then they all proceed to gangbang a girl , when it's time to finish they ejaculate in a glass , mix it with the pubic hair and have the girl eat it all .

Remember the girl we meet last night at rons party ? She was down for anything so we headed to dons barbershop , an hour later she was an member of the Midwestern shave club ! We all when out for pancakes after that, she told us she was full and just ended up ordering water.

by You pound em January 26, 2017


Shave the baby

Business buzzword - Meaning to streamline something as much as possible.

On this project we really need to shave the baby

by biggianteggman February 12, 2009


If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.

I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.

by QuacksO October 22, 2023


"Just in case" shave

When you're meeting that guy for a second date and you're not sure what is going to happen. Particularly when the date could involve an apartment or home. The art of shaving everything, prior to a date, in hopes of getting down and dirty.

GASP! You're going over to his house?! Make sure you "just in case" shave!

Hm... This guy seems pretty into me, should I "just in case" shave for tonight?

UGH I "just in case" shaved and we didn't even hook up. I could have worn my leggings for another week!

by justincaseshave February 6, 2019