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monstrosity i made up after seeing the 3 S's (shit shower shave)
alright imma go shower, shave, sex
A phrase used by LEWIS which means you should shave your nan;)
A euphemism for a man who has “passed away.”
Used to signify that a man is no longer alive. Example: “Did you hear, Joe stopped shaving.”
The feeling of regret after you shave off your beard and realize it was the source of your attractiveness and you look way worse without it.
Often occurs when shaving to kick off Movember.
As I gazed at my new baby face in the mirror I was filled with shave regret.
When you're meeting that guy for a second date and you're not sure what is going to happen. Particularly when the date could involve an apartment or home. The art of shaving everything, prior to a date, in hopes of getting down and dirty.
GASP! You're going over to his house?! Make sure you "just in case" shave!
Hm... This guy seems pretty into me, should I "just in case" shave for tonight?
UGH I "just in case" shaved and we didn't even hook up. I could have worn my leggings for another week!
Pronounced: shave•puh•see
(Verb): The act of shaving or trimming a cat’s facial fur, typically the whiskers or the fur as a form of grooming or aesthetic modification. While whiskers are important for a cat's sensory perception, this term refers to an unconventional and often controversial grooming practice where the cat's natural facial fur is altered for personal or cosmetic reasons.
The term “shave pussy” is meant to describe the process in a playful, lighthearted way, but should be used with caution, as removing or trimming whiskers can impact a cat’s ability to navigate its environment.
1. "I was experimenting with some new cat grooming techniques today. I shaved my pussy tinkerbell—just a tiny trim around her cheeks. She looks so much neater now!"
2. "I wouldn’t recommend it, but my friend went overboard and did a full shave pussy on his cat. It was honestly kind of bizarre, but the cat didn't seem to mind."
3. "Be careful when shaving pussies, you don’t want to mess with their whiskers too much! It’s risky, but some owners like to try it for a cleaner look."
Note: Always be cautious with pet grooming cats rely heavily on their whiskers for spatial awareness and balance, so altering them can potentially confuse or disorient the animal
Pronounced: shave•puh•see
(Verb): The act of shaving or trimming a cat’s facial fur, typically the whiskers or the fur as a form of grooming or aesthetic modification. While whiskers are important for a cat's sensory perception, this term refers to an unconventional and often controversial grooming practice where the cat's natural facial fur is altered for personal or cosmetic reasons.
The term “shave pussy” is meant to describe the process in a playful, lighthearted way, but should be used with caution, as removing or trimming whiskers can impact a cat’s ability to navigate its environment.
1. "I was experimenting with some new cat grooming techniques today. Gave Tinkerbell a little shave pussy—just a tiny trim around her cheeks. She looks so much neater now!"
2. "I wouldn’t recommend it, but my friend went overboard and did a full shave pussy on his cat. It was honestly kind of bizarre, but the cat didn't seem to mind."
3. "Be careful with the shave pussy, you don’t want to mess with their whiskers too much! It’s risky, but some owners like to try it for a cleaner look."
Note: Always be cautious with pet grooming cats rely heavily on their whiskers for spatial awareness and balance, so altering them can potentially confuse or disorient the animal.
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