A.S.S. is a universal phenomenon that occurs directly after relieving yourself of a massive load. The effects of A.S.S. include suddenly not being able to walk after 3 steps, instant paralysis, and a burning sensation in the area of exit. Speculation on A.S.S. has lead to ideas that the effects may be due to the exit area attempting to close, the body is shocked after such a seating, or cheap mexican food.
After Chad had a violent encounter with his toilet he attempted to walk out of his restroom when an After Shit Shock *A.S.S* struck him dead in his tracks.
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When you dodge a shock in MarioKart. That feeling of excitement. Made popular by YouTuber TWD98
when a loved one and/or family member dies. You generate enough electrical power by raw-dogging them, creating friction, creating an electrical charge, and then using your hands like defibrillators to revive them. (A.K.A The Bethesda Revival).
Grandma passed last night, so I gave her the good ol' Cock n' Shock, and she was in no time.
Makes other players, more specifically Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 players look extremely talented. Is also commonly known as a "Video Gamer Jobber".
These Enhancement Talent Shocks are not bad on purpose, but truly think they're the best and use excuses to explain their losses.
Lordy, there sure were a lot of Enhancement Talent Shocks at that tournament last night!
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The sharp,heart stopping, stop you dead in your tracks pain you get near your anal opening.EBS The reason is unclear and nothing comes of this mysterious pain...no poo, no flatulence.
I was having a great time at the party until I was overcome with an EBS, my date gave me a strange look and walked away...
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From Tim Burton's "The Nightmare Before Christmas". These are the three children who work for Oogie Boogie. Their names come from the phrase "lock, stock, and barrel". They kidnap Sandy Claws (Santa Claus) and take him back to Oogie's place. Lock is dressed as a devil, has a white face, blue lips, and red hair that resemble devil horns. He tries to be the leader, top dog, #1. Shock is dressed as a witch, has a long, white face, and stringy, wavy black hair. She is the leader (and the smartest) of the three. Barrel is dressed as a skeleton, with green hair, a white face, and a near-permanent ear-to-ear grin. Lock and Shock seem to underestimate him, and so becomes the butt of their jokes. They think he is "the dumb one". All three children have masks.
"Jack sent for us-"
"-specifically-"
"-by name."
"Lock!"
"Shock!"
"Barrel!"
"We're his little henchmen and we take our job with pride.
We do our best to please him, and stay on his good side!"
Lock, Shock, and Barrel sing "Kidnap the Sandy Claws".
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bum shocks are anal wind as told by 3 year old son
Oops! Bum shocks (then chuckles)
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