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A shoulder is a part on a girls body that MUST be covered at all times in school, otherwise it will distract the boys from their academics.
Teacher: You need to put a jacket on, your shoulder is distracting the boys from learning.
Having a Monkey on your back and a Chip on your shoulder, simultaneously.
Everyone knew to avoid the conspiracy-spewing moron at the end of the bar, except the one guy looking for a fight. He came up behind him and said "Is that a chimp on your shoulder, or did you offer Tucker Carlson a piggyback?"
when the bra your wearing makes your boobs look like they are pretty much on your shoulders.
that girl has some big shoulder boobs with that bra on.
Slang for erectile distinction when trying to please a girl
Friend 2 :I was at a girls house last night, and I couldn't get it up.
Friend 2:Dude you were totally gaming with your head on your shoulders.
Term used in gym community, left shoulder pain gives you an excuse for not benching your max
A How much do you bench?
B 4o5, but I can't do it right now
A why?
B I have left shoulder pain
A So how much can you do right now?
B 225
suzabug shoulder is when u fail at every talent in existence and ur shoulder starts to hurt. jessie presscot is an example of this brutal injury.
"My suzabug shoulder has gotten worse!"
When one of the homies are rockin' a bit of a chub, but they don't wanna be too public about it. Can also be used if a guy sees something he likes in a sexual way.
Hey guys. *taps shoulder* *winks*
Hey, Matius! Look over there. Left shoulder moment, am I right?!