sick as nuts

adjective describing anything that is ridiculously ballin and/or extremely cool

"sick " can be exchanged with various other words such as:
gay as nuts - something which is incredibly gay
dank as nuts - marijuana which smells ultra smelly
etc..

Z2 - Yo fool, that party was sick as nuts last night
Teradaktyl - Damn straight son, them ladies was fine as nuts
(exchange a high-five)

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sick invite

A sarcastic way of saying thanks for the invite

Hoe: Just took a shower
Fuck Boii: Sick Invite
Hoe: LOL shut uppp (;

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going sick

also means gettin really hyped up or extremely into something

that music in the club tonite was goin sick!

did u see him dancin? he was goin sick!

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Monday Sickness

when you wake up on a Monday morning and you really dont want to go to school/work that day so you dont.

of course you could say "Monday Sickness" any day of the week.

John: hey chris, you going to school tomorrow?
Chris: nah, its a Monday. i think im going fake sick
John: ah, going with Monday sickness, eh?

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Sick as a dog

Term for being incredably under the weather. Often used when trying to get out of something such as work or school.

The term came to be because dogs are notoriously constantly ill.
see sarcasm

Fred: I can't come in to work today, I'm sick as a dog.
Jane: Too bad... have a nice trip to the beach!

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The Sick-bag

The sick-bag is an act reserved for no strings attached college sex. The act involves drinking obsessive amounts of hard liquor, preferably Johnny Walker Red, and convincing the female to allow you to provide oral stimulation. Wait until you are about to be sick to begin the act and make sure to pull the labia open in order to vomit highly acidic liquor vomit directly into her vagina, aiming for her cervix. Thus using her vagina as an airline sick-bag. Coitus after vomiting will help to ensure that the smell will never come out of her Netherlands.

Oh dude, I got blitzed at theta chi last night and totally gave that bitch the sick-bag!

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bum sick

being in a situation when you have diarrhea.

do you want to come down the pub or are you still being bum sick?

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