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When an upstanding American citizen who owns a truck.
Takes a Child molester , illegal alien, drug dealing minority, Swoogie. Puts a noose around their neck with a long rope lead. Ties it to the bumper of their truck. Taking said Swoogie
For a high speed long distance walk out to the Desert.
Back about 20 years ago this was actually in the news.
A person got sick of criminal minorities in his town. Dragging one to his death.
Dude: See that pos ( wetback, nigger, spic ) drug dealer?
Dude 2: yeah the dude that smells like spit and malt liquor with the gold teeth
Dude: yeah that one.... Gonna take him for a long ride Texas truck skiing. Grab the rope for me
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to ride a random woman from behind in a club with your hands in the air... I'M ON A JET SKI WAVE!!
yooo check my man, he's on a jet ski wave!
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Ski Mask is a shorter version of Ski mask the slump god.
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The man on American Idol who looks ridiculous but has a kinda good voice.
Skii Bo Ski will Mollywop your ass!
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the canadian sex act similar to the Angry Dragon where both participants are outside (most likely in the snow) and the girl is wearing a ski mask. The ejaculate then gets all inside the ski mask.
James: Hey dude, you might want to wash your ski mask before you use it.
Rich: Why?
James: I wet ski masked your mother last night.
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(n) The glorious act of blowing your majestic load into someone's face in subzero temperatures and having it freeze.
The recipient's mouth will be open wide as with all unsuspecting facials and after the "frosting," the rest of the face will be covered as well; minus the eyes, should they have the sense to close them, of course. The final product will look like a white ski mask.
Keep in mind that man-spunk is hot, so it will not freeze immediately. It will take some time. Tie victim up as necessary under the guise of it being "kinky."
Ashley was being annoying as hell, so I took her outside the cabin and gave her a good ole Russian Ski Mask.
That shut 'er up.
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Describing something so dangorous it was cool.
May also discribe something completely stupid or nonesenseical.
Also is connected to snakes on a plane.
Dudeman1: How was sky diving yeasterday?
Dudeman2: Like tigers on a jet-ski.
Law Student1: A cop gave me a ticket yesterday for no reason!
Law Student2: Why would he do that?
Law Student1: Well some guy stopped at a legal red light and I hit him going 80.
Law Student2: TIGERS ON A JET-SKI!
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