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When your having sex with a latex asian sex doll you just bought on sale from Amazon and you get a comment from Takiton on steam.
You cum in her mouth and punch her in the throat.
Takiton Slurpee.
Hey Brad, I was licking your mommas taint but then gave her a Takiton Slurpee.
when your girl been cheating, but you’ll still eat that bitch out
Kyle: You know Jessica sucked me off right?
Jim: Yeah, but I’ll still give her a herpes slurpee.
Kyle: Poggers.
When your girl grabs your dick as if she’s about to give a hand job then starts sucking and making slurp noises.
Yo bro, Vanessa’s pretty fat, but she can give one hell of a slurp job
When someone does something surprising, genius and slightly funny they have made a slurp n' turp action.
If you are know for doing these things often, you become a slurp n' turp.
"Wow he just build a bridge to safe a cat from across the river, that's so slurp n' turp!
When you desperatly want to curry fevor with somebody.
She didin't have the money to obtain a new car, so she had to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of her parents.
He was in a serious need of money, so he was forced to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of his Boss.
He Slurps Daddy's Tongue of his girlfriend parents, because he really wants to take her on a trip.
Imma need to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of Jesus, cause imma bout to be dragged to the god damn hell.
To desperatly curry favor with somebody.
She was in serious need of money, so she had to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of her boss.
He Slurps Daddy's Tongue of his girlfriend parents, because he really wants to take her with him on a trip.
Imma need to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of Jesus, cause imma bout to be dragged down to the god damn hell, and hell no I ain't goin there.
To desperatly curry favor with somebody.
She was in a serious need of money, so she had to Slurp Daddy's Tongue oh his Boss.
He Slurps Daddy's Tongue of his girlfriend parents, because he really wants to take her with him on a trip.
Imma need to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of Jesus, cause imma bout to be dragged to down the god damn hell, and hell no I ain't goin' there.