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A woman who only lets her kids listen to educational music and causes traffic jams at the local elementary school because they want to make sure their "perfect children" don't get hurt or killed while walking 10 feet to get to the door. Her kids are spoiled brats and act like the little shits they are in public. Soccer moms generally don't have a job, bleach their hair, and drive luxury mini vans. They're referred to as trophy wives as they wear tons of makeup and get their hair bleached once a week to make regular moms like mine feel bad. They don't let their kids use the internet because it's "violent" and "sexual", the kids can only watch PG and G rated movies, and play Minecraft for a video game.
Me: *Listening to Nicki Minaj
Soccer Mom: TURN THAT OFF, MY PRECIOUS BABY DOESN'T NEED TO HERE THAT!!
Me: *Turns it up
Soccer Mom: If you don't turn that off, I'm calling the police
Me: Bitch, shut the fuck up ya nigga!
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Middle-class white mother that has nothing better to do with her time than organize her children's extra-curricular sporting activities. Provided for by her husband, she creates an out-of-touch middle class bubble for herself and is very grumpy when anyone disturbs it. In addition to the descriptions already listed, I will add that soccer moms are usually sporting some mid-90s Jennifer Aniston version hair with a lot of clunky preppie jewelry. They are into status symbols; big expensive car, kids performing well, newest trending phone, expensive looking jewelry. Thinks that the term "Soccer Mom" is somehow a compliment and is ditzy enough to put stickers of soccer balls on their back windows.
Look at this oblivious soccer mom holding up traffic!
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for a girl to be on her period. Normally found at high school's in the St. Louis County area.
Carol's in a really bad mood today. I think she played soccer.
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The sexiest most beautiful most GERORGUS GIRL OUT THERE!! They are so bad ass and so much better than basketball girls🤢 They are stupid funny and always the favorite of any friend group.
Damn you see that soccer girl over their!? Shes fineeeeeeee
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a soccer dad is someone who is just like a soccer mom , takes their kids to soccer practice and games. They also do the following: makes sure they have all there stuff, gives them a water bottle, etc
the word soccer dad is defined as a dad who is just like a soccer mom but a dad
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a group of people who are all on the same soccer team and have no other friends. they go to practice together, eat together, and hang out together.
person 1: "hey, lets call our other friends!"
person 2: "we dont have any other friends, remember we are in the soccer cult..."
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a rare species of dad who usually tells their child to foul. Most of these dads drive pickup trucks or SUV’s.
Guy- “look at that soccer dad, he works so hard taking his kids to soccer”
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