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Having social aptitude is being able to socialize easily.
He had good social aptitude which led to a more successful political career.
A Social Networking page where the user has not logged in for a long period of time; effectively leaving a social cobweb. Can be a whole site or a single user's profile.
Myspace is such a social cobweb it's all about Facebook and Twitter now!
A Social Turd is a term which can be used for two main reasons:
1) To describe something most unpleasant and obscene upon the eye in society. A someone or something which has figuratively taken a large stinking crap on a community.
2) The very opposite of a Social Butterfly, now this particular variety of humanity, differs from your mundane Wallflower - it is someone who is mute for a large amount of time until the occasion arises and they vocalise unpleasant comments in a situation, thus, dropping a log in a public place.
Use your imagination for the following:
1) I take a stroll through a public place and I see a newly ‘in love’ couple - chewing each other’s faces off.
This is a Social Turd because the young nor the elderly or any age between need to see two faces combining like something from Alien. Also, there is no need to remind the sad members of your community of their singleness!
2) “We need a Social Turd ‘scoop up’ !” exclaimed the snobbish, job’s worth from the local neighbourhood watch, with a fake accent.
3) A group of teen females strut down the school corridor on none school uniform day: their attire is cheap Primark leggings and a cropped toothpaste stained hoodie. These young women who are our future, sport not Camel Toes but entire Camel Hooves! A true Social Turd.
The process in which a social media manager creates multiple fake profiles only to engage with brands in order to boost the brands popularity. Also the practice of a social media manager liking and commenting every status that is written from every brand page he or she is in possession of. See catfishing
If I manage Facebook Pages for Clients A,B,C,D and E, I should have them all talk to each other all hours of the day on Facebook to portray the appearance that my clients have deep relationships with all these brands and endorse everything I say too. It would also be a good idea to have them sell anything I can profit from. It's like catfishing for social media, only it's Social Catfishing.
Graveyard Social is a group of people that do shitty things, they are just a big group of misfits and goofballs, the two founders are DreamySad and BigSikk.
Have you heard the new Graveyard Social album its pretty fucking fire
commiting an act or acts that alienates one from their social scene or social circle
to kill one's social life
John commited social suicide by asking out his ex-girlfriends best friend barely a week after they broke up.
Veronica is commiting social suicide by talking behind her friends backs.
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Some people think this means that a person is just socially awkward. THEY ARE WRONG!!!!!
This means a person is sooooooo social, it becomes awkward...
You: You're sooooo socially awkward.
Me: Actually im awkwardly social...
You: So you're actually social, but it's beyond the average humanoid's perception capacity?
Me:..... you know it
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