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someone tells me you've been

A secondhand account of complaint, usually from a person of authority, or by someone who's the teacher's pet (if at school). A sentence of doom. Can happen if you've been sexually harrassing the teacher's daughter, sticking aluminum foil into electrical outlets, shoplifting, etc.

"Someone tells me you've been putting foil in the outlets at school. If you don't respect electicity, I can't let you have electronics in your room." "Someone tells me you've been mooning the principal. Don't you know you can get arrested for that?"

by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 13, 2007

2πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


someone found their partner in the wrong bed this morning

Used instead of " someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning" for when the person looks really annoyed/ angry

jack: Geez that lady over there looks like shes gonna destroy something
John: someone found their partner in the wrong bed this morning

by MR....X July 24, 2010

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


National friends choose your someone day

Date: 02 December

The day your friend/s choose someone you have got to date for 24hrs. Their friends have to agree with it too.

β€œI ship you with that person so you have to be with them because its National friends choose your someone day.”

by Anonymous.days November 12, 2021


Your crush liking someone else πŸ˜€

When your crush likes someone else it can be a really hard time for you. Especially if they talk about their crush/crushes to you but you don’t know what to say so all you do is give them advice and tell them to ask their crush out or something because you just want them to be happy.

A conversation that could possibly happen if your crush likes someone else: (don’t worry about it happening btw it’s a possibility)

Crush: I like (friends name)
You: oh you should tell them or make something for them I think they would really appreciate it πŸ˜€
Crush: okay I will 😁
You: yeah..

Your crush liking someone else πŸ˜€

It’s really bad

by Jadaaa!! April 29, 2023


National give someone your hoodie day

November 7th is national give someone your hoodie day.

Bob: hey julie

Julie: whats up bob?
Bob: do you want my hoodie? Its national give someone your hoodie day?

by Davey sanders November 3, 2020


Someone must have shit in his cereal

To be grumpy or a curmudgeon, someone who is often in a bad mood

Boy that guy is a pain in the ass. Someone must have shit in his cereal

β€œNo wonder it seems like someone shit in his cereal.”

― Upon Stilted Cities: The Winds of Change

by -LL17 February 15, 2019


throwing so hard that someone broke their arm

sentence used mainly by watch em to describe how sync threw last round in vapor vs unbound war

watch em: wtf sync why did you push the guy in the bunker, u suck bro u threw so hard that you broke your arm

sync: ok bye I'm leaving this server :crying:
watch em: fuck this im ditching vapor

"throwing so hard that someone broke their arm"

by Helios6666 May 27, 2021