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spank lick

the greatest newb that HALO has ever seen... usually runs with the crew...OHOOMIS, WAD SLAP, AND MANK...watch your ass...he might kill you and then hump you...

oh shit! spank lick just kicked my ass at HALO again...(emphasis on "again")

by Satan for a day October 25, 2004

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Cheese Spank

A none Sensical phrase that is equivalent to a "high-five" or "a pat on the back". To affirm or reinforce an activity that would otherwise be uncharacteristic of a particular person or party.

Dude well done you deserve a "cheese Spank" for that one!

by Cheese spank master April 15, 2009

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C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)

The public flogging that takes place on C-SPAN of government officials, corporate bigshots, et al. Usually manifested in the form of relentless, fact-based interrogation by Members of Congress on unsuspecting (yet arrogant) government officials appearing before Congressional subcommittees when they try to pull a fast one by spouting fuzzy logic to defend/justify their reasoning for inane decisions that would inevitably harm American citizens and their descendants. (e.g., knuckleheaded spending programs, tax increases, etc.)

Search YouTube for "Rep Paul Ryan questions OMB Peter Orszag on President Obama's budget savings" .... Orszag undeniably received a "C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)" from by Rep "Bulldog" Ryan...he was owned!

by JSC66Austin August 27, 2009

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Jackhammer Spank

Manual sexual stimulation involving a rapid "jacking off" of the penis, followed immediately (and finished by) a quick spank to the balls.

"I wasn't expecting her to pull a Jackhammer Spank on me last night."

by Imperial Lady September 3, 2008

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spank bank

A group of boys or girls you would want to "spank". When a person is in the spank bank they have no personality nor speech, just an ass. A nickname is a must.

Damn Snyder's looking fine, he just moved up to number one in my spank bank.

by iraassylaeitak May 20, 2006

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Spittin' spank

To speak in manner in which denotes untrue facts of individuals. To be jivin', talkin' trash, or cuttin' loose.

Rachel was so drunk last night she was spittin' spank hard core, we all thought she had diarrhea of the mouth.

by DaddyGpappy August 23, 2009

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The Spanking Lady

A scary-ass witch woman who is hired by parents to spank their naughty children into submission.

"Eat your vegetables or it's the Spanking Lady for you, sir!"

by Frickin' I don't care June 9, 2009

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