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Young business men and women taking a grown up trip to the beach over Memorial Day weekend.
We went down to Destin for Corporate Spring Break.
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College freshmen of the female gender of whom it is assumed are less sexually experienced.
Bill: Whatever shall we do this evening?
Dave: May I suggest fishing for tuna in spring water?
Bill: Indeed, a fine idea. I will ready the rod and reel.
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When you fart in the morning and your girl goes downtown to take care of business. Usually complaining that she "needs a gas mask", but does it anyway.
"Check one off the bucket list dude, I totally pulled a German Spring Offensive with Shannon this morning."
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a city in Saratoga County, NY misrepresented on Urban Dictionary, although Wikipedia does it justice. Pretty cool place, bitches. Most of you are probably from some shithole like Clifton Park.
Person A: everyone from Saratoga Springs, NY smokes pot
Person B: I don't
BURNED
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A bad city to live in full of crime,drugs and trash.
Desert Hot Springs High School is also a bad place to be. Fights,drugs and 99% Mexican.
Also the parties suck here..the good ones are in Palm Desert
Dont ever come to Desert Hot Springs,it sucks.
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Also known as the "Big Shitty", or the "Big Suck". The town is often mistaken to other morons as "Big Springs" but there is only one spring and it's contaminated.
I was born in Big Spring, Texas, A.K.A. the "Big Shitty".
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Where the elderly come to die, the sun doesnt shine, and where vegetation does not grow. Spring Hill, Florida is a barren wasteland, lacking green life and snow. Poor driving is common, we live off of Ramen, we know not any other way. So come on down to Spring Hill, Florida for a beautiful tropical day.
Spring Hill, Florida is the site of Armageddon, as predicted by Revelations.
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