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The act in which two sexual partners are intertwined like anacondas mating. With the intensity and rhythm slowly building up-- the male plows the field of dreams, ball slappin', good, deep, and hard - until each partner simultaneously reaches an orgasm - like two run away freight trains - COLLIDING - the retrosexual sounds and ground shaking pounding can be heard by ALL for miles and miles around!
John and Dee had an out of body anaconda squeeze/freight train cum experience at the adult bookstore.
While John was plowin' Dee's field of dreams, they both had an intense, powerful, anaconda squeeze/freight train cum..........GOTTA LOVE THE BOMB SEX!!!!!!!!!
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when you roast someone so hard that they're forced to give in
I wrote such a forceful email to my teacher to change my grade that he was tossed and turned and squeezed into a potato sandwich.
Grab from under and squeeze until you here a popping noise and then you should be able to squeeze really hard and crush them and then it will hurt the male
Ha I popped your balls and they crumbled right in my fingertips. How to squeeze someones balls
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Holding your lovers hand and want to secretly let them know you love them. You squeeze their hand three times. Once for each word. I *squeeze* love*squeeze* you *squeeze*
Girlfriends mind: we’re in public.. but he’s so cute I wanna tell him I love him… oh I know!
-girlfriend grabs boyfriends hand and squeezes three times-
The I love you hand squeeze
an expression, usually exclaimed with an element of surprise or strong emotion (anger, happiness, etc)
Similar to: "crikey", "omg", "sh*t!", "oh f*ck me!", "skrib dub diddly darn!", etc.
Person1:
tf excuse me
you are fucking amazing
and if you think other wise your fucking wrong
periodt
end of discussion
Person2: mc fruddle doodle squeeze me ma'am
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A phrase used to sybolize shock or suprize.
squeeze my toe and call me puppet...i slept with a man!!!
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I guess it implies that someone is whacking it with such intensity that blood gets into his semen.
My friend: Is that Emily Blunt? O man, she makes me squeeze so hard I squirt pink.
Me: That is fucking disgusting.
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