Shower Squid

When you ejaculate in the shower, and the glob of man jelly hangs out and floats across the shower floor.

Yo man I keep telling you to quit jerkin off in the shower and leaving your shower squids in there.

Hopped into the shower this morning and stepped on one of Bob's shower squids again!

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squid-muppet

Someone who is extremely stupid. Absolutely a fucking moron. The word itself causes confusion to others.

David was being a fucking squid-muppet yesterday. I almost punched him.

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barrel of squid

Something disturbingly unpleasant and revolting.

That boy is as weird as a barrel of squid.

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Squid Job

When a sailor in the Navy eats a live squid for initiation purposes.

During my squid job, I was sprayed with ink.

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squid song

A song by Wilbur Soot and it’s poggers. If u disagree then pls like just fucking leave.

Spread the message around the world, squids are people too. - the Squid Song

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Squid game

Squid game is literally so good I cant
Squid game is a new kdrama where many broke people are chosen to play a game for 45.6B Won (Korean currency) and go through a series of deadly games to win, the last player standing receives the money

(On netflix)

Person1: hey have you watched squid game

Person2: yes ofc

Person1: stan gihun <33

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Squid Games

you die, and survive. Survive : loads of korean money. Die: ur dead

idk but this Urban Dictionary wants you to buy something with " Squid Games" on it

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