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A person who is very stingy about their herb, they never offer it to anybody (clearly defying stoner etiquette) however they are always there to bum a hit off ya whenever possible.Furthermore they are usually total dick weeds that are always very quiet and contemptuous to strangers, and are always making lame cliche remarks to every word a normal bystander says.
normal bystander: "ya dude I think im going to go to school up in Montana".
stingy stoner (steve): "what are you like gay or something, do you like brokeback mountain".
normal person: " um,..do I even know you?"
thats a stingy stoner in a nutshell
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A simple mistake made by a stoned individual, such as knocking the ash tray. The person it most affects gets unneccesrily angry when the accident is trivial.
Sid i cant believe you dropped the zoot, thats well out of order, minus 3 tokes for you, thats not cool A typical stoner accident
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a name in which many (i.e. dealers and acquaintances) use to call you. Many names have reason behind it either it a childhood memory or just a habit. Other names have no meaning at all and aren't used except as the person's name in someone's cell phone. A stoner name begins to consume you when you get heavier at smoking and soon there will be two of a person: the regular one with the birth name and the stoner named one.
Stoner names are not to be made fun of in anyway, shape or form. They are to be handled with respect.
R: Have you seen Stitches walking around here?
B: No but I've seen Vi-
R: NO! No I need Stitches.
B: He won't be back for a while, he's getting blazed.
R: Fucking stoner name changed him for the worse.
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How to tell if someone is an obnoxious stoner
1. hurting people to bring their high down
2. Rude/obnoxious behaviour
3. overacting to everything
4. he must let the world know how high he is
5. forcefull and prone to breaking stuff
6. always wants to share his freinds weed with his freinds
7. loud
You do not want to be this person......
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noone wants to smoke with you
person 1 ; are you okay
\person 2 ; no im not even high anymore he's being an obnoxious stoner
n. Aging British rock band fans who need wheelchairs and similar mobility assists to get around at the concerts.
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Did you get up close to see The Who at Desert Trip?
No. I tried to get to the stage but I kept tripping over all the rolling stoners on their electric scooters.
Just as well man. They kind of suck.
I went and bought a stoner's dozen of doughnut holes at breeze-in.
Teacher to Chuck Norris. Baddest mother fucker around! Awesome Texan.
I wish I could be like Jack Stoner!