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To borrow an object without the owner's permision. Usually without any intention of giving it back.
Basically, a more friendly form of stealing.
when somebody is looking for their missing dvd, you can say you surprise borrowed it without getting into trouble!
When you jack off whilst your girlfriend is asleep, and just before you blow, you slap her across the face as hard as you can, and when she awakes in terror you blow your load right in her eye. Then slap her again and tell her that she's late for work, and then tell her about the 4 goldfish that you inserted in her ass the night before after you drugged her hot chocolate baby.
The Bushman came home from a night of fishing, and gave his beloved bitch, an Aussie Surprise right, up the beef curtains....
When an African american male spontaneously ejaculates inside of you.
Rachel: Gosh, Sam, last night Dre gave me some blackberry surprise!
Sam: That sounds Delicious!
When a girl builds a penis on a snowman and uses it as a dildo.
“What’s that Girl doing over there?”
“Oh that’s Frosties Surprise.”
When you find you have a tapeworm infestation after using the toilet. Instead of a normal lincoln logsets... you see a pile of bloody tapeworms with little poop nuggets that look like meatballs... thus, a spaghetti surprise.
My friend Matt just got back from Mexico and had to go to the hospital after having a spaghetti surprise in the toiler.
to add one chicken nugget to the top middle of any sandwich (usually beef) at Burger King
Burger King Employee #1: "What a pleasant customer! I wish all customers were that courteous."
Burger King Employee #2: "Yeah, I totally just gave him the Crown Surprise on his Whopper."
When getting head tell her you won’t nut in her mouth then nut in her mouth
I gave lyzee a surprise slurpie the other night and she won’t talk to me now