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START ROWING OR START SWIMMING

Get with it or get out.

Person A: "I don't like these new rules"
Person B: " Well start rowing or start swimming."

by It'sastupiditypandemic May 20, 2024


Swimming Duck

A pre-ejaculatory liquid that is clear and slides out of a man's urethra and onto his shaft. it rolls off like water off a ducks back; highly viscous pre-ejaculatory seminal fluid.

Joe had a lot of swimming duck in his pants today. Did you see that, Cheryl?

by JewCorner March 4, 2022


Compton Swim Meet

What you'd call the unflushed shit in your toilet after defecating.

Rob: yo imma call u back later i gotta go drop da lil kids off at the compton swim meet

by WillieStroker March 15, 2010


swim champ

The sperm that won the race and turned out to be a clueless human.

You just tripped over your own shoelace swim champ.

by digital_poi November 9, 2015


Swimming Pussy

"Swimming Pussy" was a crazy arc introduced by the user Gunthersito on Discord. Now this arc lasted about two to three weeks. Originally you could see in the video that there was a messy room with an individual repeatedly saying "swimming pussy" while playing with a toy. The clip was less than twenty seconds but it was very entertaining.

Swimming pussy. Swim swim

by BungaBear December 28, 2022


Group swim

When a group of men surround one extremly girl on the dance floor and each person dances with her.

Harold what did you do last night? Oh we had a crazy group swim on the dance floor at this dive bar when biggie came on. It was bananas!

by Harold Issa February 27, 2009


swimming album

The best music to ever graze my mind
I have been called racist for it
I am not

What are you listening to?
Oh, the swimming album

by Séan Miller March 2, 2022